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Amy Fisher at it again !
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,320327,00.html
'Long Island Lolita' Amy Fisher Promotes Sex Tape
Friday, January 04, 2008
NEW YORK — Former "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher is joining her husband in trying to market a sex tape, saying, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this."
Fisher said her husband, Louis Bellera, sold the sex tape to Red Light District video of Los Angeles in August when he and Fisher were divorcing. They have since reconciled, and Fisher said she took a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled from the Internet.
As a teenager, Fisher was sent to prison for seven years for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her former lover, Joey Buttafuoco. Buttafuoco, twice her age, served time for statutory rape for having sex with a 16-year-old.
Fisher, 33, has written two books and worked as a columnist for the Long Island Press. More recently, she has appeared as a celebrity guest at various clubs.
She admits explaining what she does and why she is famous will be hard to do when her 6-year-old son and 3-year-old daughter get older.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,320327,00.html
'Long Island Lolita' Amy Fisher Promotes Sex Tape
Friday, January 04, 2008
NEW YORK — Former "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher is joining her husband in trying to market a sex tape, saying, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this."
Fisher said her husband, Louis Bellera, sold the sex tape to Red Light District video of Los Angeles in August when he and Fisher were divorcing. They have since reconciled, and Fisher said she took a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled from the Internet.
As a teenager, Fisher was sent to prison for seven years for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of her former lover, Joey Buttafuoco. Buttafuoco, twice her age, served time for statutory rape for having sex with a 16-year-old.
Fisher, 33, has written two books and worked as a columnist for the Long Island Press. More recently, she has appeared as a celebrity guest at various clubs.
She admits explaining what she does and why she is famous will be hard to do when her 6-year-old son and 3-year-old daughter get older.
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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Oh yeah !
Bring her home to Mom for sure
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Uh, ya think, Amy?
I'm laughing at the image of Amy Fisher telling her kids that Mommy shot a woman in the face after fucking that woman's husband. Then she can tell them she's been to prison but has cleaned up her act and gotten into porn.
OK, that's cheap. She's done other stuff. Like...oh...um...oh, she was part of that historic Lingerie Bowl coin flip with guy whose wife she shot after fucking him.
And she can tell them she did it, maybe not "it" in the connubial sense, but probably that too, while wearing a T-shirt with the name of her lover's/attempted-murderous-feelings-inspirerer's auto shop on it.
So that's one impressive and not at all sleazy thing she's got to tell the kids.
I mean, it's not literally funny, the thought of the sight of her telling her kids, but, hahahahah, no, I lied; it is actually funny.
I try to think of ways she could do it.
Funny voice? Sock puppet? Pop-up book? She could take them to a park and hire a mime, that way she doesn't literally have to tell them. Problem solved.
Wait a minute. Amy Fisher has kids? I didn't even know she had kids. Amy Fisher has kids? What in the hell is Amy Fisher doing with kids? Is that legal?
I saw some writer, somewhere, decided to retire the. one. word. sentence. I haven't decided to do that. Those. Kids. Are. Screwed.
The Fisher-Bollera family probably shouldn't plan on entertaining at the home, much. Well, anything outside of orgies or gun shows, that is.
Kid: "Mom, can I stay at Amy Fisher's house tonight?"
Mom: "Go to your room."
Can't you imagine the looks on the faces of the other mommies when Amy Fisher strolls into the PTA meeting? Betcha the husbands will catch some serious dont-you-fuckin'-think-about-it-asshole vibes from their wives.
Who knows what kind of vibe they'll catch from Amy Fisher, but if it's a guy who's catching it, surely it's sexual.
The only way Amy Fisher's family life could be more out of the mainstream is if she and her husband married Tanya Harding in a outdoor Church of Satan ceremony on Feb. 29 at the Ground Zero memorial site and then tried to steal babies and raise them on a raw meat diet, all to be filmed for a Reality TV show on the Sundance Channel. Wait, I said out of the mainstream.
Another question: aside from the lack of an actual dead body, which, duh, but really, how is she out now? She tried to kill somebody. Just because she fucked it up, does that mean she catches a break? How can doing something poorly be of benefit? Somehow that seems, well...not right. Every time I fuck something up, it comes out worse.
I get that she was only 16 when that piece of crap Joey Buttafuoco started having sex with her, and looking at that guy, that had to scare her. But shooting somebody in the face is some pretty hard core gangsta-ass shit.
That's not a teen crashing a stolen car through a plate-glass window, drunk on wine. That's trying to off somebody.
Even a 16-year-old attempted murderess -- or, given her age, was she an attempted murderette? -- whatever she was, she knew that shit was wrong.
Wait. Murderess? Is that uncool, the whole "-ess" thing? it seems kind of sexist. But anyway, the attempted murderer -- or should the emphasis be on attempted? OK, I lost my train of thought.
Well, I guess my point is, it's good to see Amy Fisher is getting her shit together. Oh, and I can't wait to see how those kids turn out. Call me if you need a sitter.
You wanna hook a brotha up ?
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
She seems perfectly normal....compared to Britney !!!
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
we watched it at work ,, not my copy
i wouldnt spend $1 to buy 1
the hubby is old,,but he is packing heat lol
Haha !
I remember watching the TV Movie about her with Alyssa Milano
Mmmmmmmmm...I've always wanted to bang Alyssa and scream "WHO'S THE BOSS NOW ?!? WHO'S THE BOSS NOW ?!?!?"
My little fantasy...:sigh:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
Haha
I believe any dude that makes a sex tape must be packin
We know better not to be
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
...where can I see it?
u can buy the tape
LOL @ buying porn.
Why do you think Al Gore invented the internet?
i agree ,, just saying someone here at work bought the actual dvd