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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    PISCES
    You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.


    Yep. That's me. It's well known I have no grasp of reality and spend my life in a bubble. I love the part about continually failing...it's good to have a life goal.
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I do hope your relative is attractive. It's just not worth the social stigma otherwise : (

    ;)

    well they are but i'm not sure that's a good thing ;) :eek: :p:D
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Mine is dead on...except I don't know any altar boys :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    mickeyrat wrote:
    I'm a little mixed right now. Just happened about an hour and a half ago. It wasn't so much the job per se, I don't know yet what I am really feeling.

    As bad as the economy is and more people looking for work I'm not sure yet if this was the right move. Or even the smartest.

    Nonsense. Go and hit the nearest bar. Drink some beer. Shoot some pool. It'll soon all make perfect sense.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I do hope your relative is attractive. It's just not worth the social stigma otherwise :(

    ;)

    Sure she's attractive. She has webbed feet and one eyebrow.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Sure she's attractive. She has webbed feet and one eyebrow.


    how do you know my sister? :eek: :p:D
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    Byrnzie wrote:
    AQUARIUS
    You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

    :eek:
    I work in insurance....and have been considered a perv! I have dogs...Labs! wtf?!?!
    wait...animals are not ideal...fishnets or not...and I'm happy being me, no transvestite.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

    I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29

    Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    i like to think i'm not cheap.

























    or gay.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,766
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Nonsense. Go and hit the nearest bar. Drink some beer. Shoot some pool. It'll soon all make perfect sense.
    Not as an alcoholic in recovery. That is absolutely the LAST thing I need to do! But thanks for the suggestion anyway.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Not as an alcoholic in recovery. That is absolutely the LAST thing I need to do! But thanks for the suggestion anyway.

    o.k, smoke a joint and turn on the XBox 360. ;)
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    as i am on the cusp, i guess i am a mix-balance of all these *lovely* traits ;)


    SCORPIO
    You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.

    SAGITTARIUS
    You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.




    :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,766
    Byrnzie wrote:
    o.k, smoke a joint and turn on the XBox 360. ;)
    much as I'd love to I might get stoned(stupid) enough to call the crack dealer. Then ALL bets are off. Have a LIFE worth living these days. and , alas, no xbox
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14

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