"I'm fucking Matt Damon"

Abookamongstthemany
Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM
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  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Another funny one Jimmy responded to it with..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa29kPBbp4&feature=related

    Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Harrison Ford.. I think Jimmy out did her. Funny stuff! :D
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM


    Before I saw the link, I was going to congratulate you on your achievement and willingness to share your conquest with all of us :D
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  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    it's been a long running joke .... you really should start with this ... Kimmel goofing on how he ALWAYS says "sorry but we ran out of time, so we had to bump Matt Damon"

    Then, Matt came on ... and this happened ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk


    then there was this ... with Kimmel's security guard ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jirn3jWenA&feature=related


    Then Guillermo stole the show with this .... (this is fucking hilarious)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23oNcCFriE&feature=related


    THEN the Sarah Silverman spot at the top happened ... then the Kimmel follow up ...

    In context, it gets just that much more funny ...
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    ozpjman wrote:
    Before I saw the link, I was going to congratulate you on your achievement and willingness to share your conquest with all of us :D

    LOL

    I don't find him very attractive, personally. :p
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    jimed14 wrote:
    it's been a long running joke .... you really should start with this ... Kimmel goofing on how he ALWAYS says "sorry but we ran out of time, so we had to bump Matt Damon"

    Then, Matt came on ... and this happened ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk


    then there was this ... with Kimmel's security guard ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jirn3jWenA&feature=related


    Then Guillermo stole the show with this .... (this is fucking hilarious)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23oNcCFriE&feature=related


    THEN the Sarah Silverman spot at the top happened ... then the Kimmel follow up ...

    In context, it gets just that much more funny ...

    Well thank you for your diligence and thoroughness on this. I don't watch tv and just happened across this youtube clip. :)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde

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