Who wants Jeff's kids?

Spunkie
Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
(Ah, just messing with MCKB...)

:)
I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
Gurgle Gurgle
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Fuckin hell that made me laugh!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    That was the point. Love to all you Jammers! -xo
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Fuck off! I'm a bit more down to earth than that!


    :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Well I'll have Jeff's kids if no one else wants them
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    OK. oK. I'm eating my words...
    ...mmmnn.. yummy Jeff.... mmmmm....whiskers....
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    HAHAHAHAAAA!! this thread is awesome!



    and I have to say it:

    Stone does...desperately...one might say with a yearning deep blooming desire...oh, yeah he wants to bear Jeff's children.

    :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    HAHAHAHAAAA!! this thread is awesome!



    and I have to say it:

    Stone does...desperately...one might say with a yearning deep blooming desire...oh, yeah he wants to bear Jeff's children.

    :D

    And you can shut up as well! ;)

    :D
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    All right. Now it would seem, I have a problem with Stone... Anyone else feel like a can of whoop ass.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    All right. Now it would seem, I have a problem with Stone... Anyone else feel like a can of whoop ass.

    :eek:


    awwwww shit son!!! failed is putting on her special kid gloves that snap at the elbow to take you on baby gaaaal!!!
    *cracks neck on both sides and pops knuckles*
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    and there they go again....;)

    carry on
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Sensing Stone's inability to threaten my offspring with Jeff, (ha! MCKB), I gracefully concede to the stronger man (ha FP)!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Hell No.

    I want BA-BA-BOOOOOOOM's!!! I wanna pull his pony tail too! :eek:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    (I think a marriage contract is standing in your way.)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    You people crack me up!!!!!!!! Thanks!

    :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Lizard wrote:
    Hell No.

    I want BA-BA-BOOOOOOOM's!!! I wanna pull his pony tail too! :eek:

    That pony tail is something I wanna replicate for MY OWN HEAD. And I will do one day. you know it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    In best Beavis voice "he-he, you said head".
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    does he pay somehting towards maintenance? if so i'll take them...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    does he pay somehting towards maintenance? if so i'll take them...

    HAHAHA
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    to hell with the money... haven't you seen that fine ass? in IIC? hopping the fence....

    (contains self... at work and all...)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    Sensing Stone's inability to threaten my offspring with Jeff, (ha! MCKB), I gracefully concede to the stronger man (ha FP)!


    kudos to you - well played...but now I have a thirst for a can of good old fashioned whoopin...oh YAY! it's friday ;) hahahaha ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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