Whats wrong with people?

Nothingman54
Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
At work this girl sits across from me facing me at her desk, and everyday she picks her nose and eats her boogers. Then she cleans her finger nail with her teeth. I dont get it, she is a very good looking girl, 27, and every fucking day she does this while people are around and looking. Its like she thinks there is a wall around her and nobody can see?????? Sucks for the guy that kisses her when she gets home. I cant even look at her when she talks to me. Iv also got this friend and iv known him for 13 years and he has always put his hand down his pants "scratching" and then put his hand to his nose and smells it. And its like there is a wall around him and nobody can see, he's in the zone and once I said something while he was doing it and it was like he snaped right out of it and acted like it never happend. So im wondering if its just human nature to smell yourself like that and taste your boogers? Like a dog licking his balls?
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  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    i think i just threw up in my mouth
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    These people sound painfully unaware of others. :eek:
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  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    LOL thats funny as hell!!!!
    I fined it sick as all hell to eat your boogers. So nasty.
    But.....I love the way I smell down there! :D Right after a hard workout? Awwww yea baby! Hahahahahahahahaha!
    On friday night, I was itching down there while watching a movie with my wife and she watches me because she knows I will scratch my b&!!s and put my hand in her face, hahahahahahahaha. Right when I was about too, she kicked the hell out of me with punches and kicks hahahahaha. Its a regular routine for us! I smell great down there after a long day of work :D:D:D
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  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    From your description of the second social offender, I would say that, at least in his case, these are anxiety generated behaviors. They are like mannerisms that are triggered by either social anxiety or stress. Like when a child rocks to comfort itself. These may have started in childhood and are so ingrained the people are almost completely unaware they are doing these actions.

    One the other hand, some people are just piggy. Like the loud person sitting across from you who insists on speaking with a mouth full of food. Not only is it unsightly, crap is flying out all over the place. :(
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  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    The bogey eating girl sounds like an absolute filth bag! Leave a post-it note on her desk saying that everybody's noticed!

    The hands down pants thing is as dirty as people who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet, ewwww!
  • pj.uw.laura
    pj.uw.laura Posts: 553
    Oh my god. I can't believe I just read that.
  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    malnourishment is a serious issue facing our communities, we shouldn't turn our backs on it.
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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    i wonder if she has supercalifragilisticexpealadocoius? :p






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  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    to start off with...

    everything.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    At work this girl sits across from me facing me at her desk, and everyday she picks her nose and eats her boogers. Then she cleans her finger nail with her teeth. I dont get it, she is a very good looking girl, 27, and every fucking day she does this while people are around and looking. Its like she thinks there is a wall around her and nobody can see?????? Sucks for the guy that kisses her when she gets home. I cant even look at her when she talks to me. Iv also got this friend and iv known him for 13 years and he has always put his hand down his pants "scratching" and then put his hand to his nose and smells it. And its like there is a wall around him and nobody can see, he's in the zone and once I said something while he was doing it and it was like he snaped right out of it and acted like it never happend. So im wondering if its just human nature to smell yourself like that and taste your boogers? Like a dog licking his balls?

    OMG this post made me laugh SOOOOOO hard. Thanks for putting a smile on my face :D
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    that is a bit weird ...

    perhaps put a note on her screen pointing out everyone notices.

    either that, or wait till the staff xmas party, get pissed, and ask her if they come in different flavours :p
    impatience is a gift ........
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    dogs are overrated... they use their tongue as toilet paper.

    as far as humans, we all do "things" we wouldn't do in public, but come on.... eat your own snot?
  • supersonicyears
    supersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    facepollution wrote:
    The bogey eating girl sounds like an absolute filth bag! Leave a post-it note on her desk saying that everybody's noticed!

    The hands down pants thing is as dirty as people who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet, ewwww!
    That would be a good idea for both. leave a post it. That is so nasty. I don't know how you sit there and not throw up.
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  • ForestBrain
    ForestBrain Posts: 460
    I think I might hurl.
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  • Chazz
    Chazz Posts: 1,156
    That's the funniest post i've read in a long time :D
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  • Dylan Stone
    Dylan Stone Posts: 1,145
    Oh no.

    :(

    Feeling queasy.


    yuck ?!?!?

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