Deadly brown snake bites man's penis

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  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    triangleman12 wrote:
    EDIT: Lame penis joke deleted after rereading, joke didn't make sense, plus it was too long. :)

    requests lame penis joke back so i can see if it really was lame... ;)
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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    where are the pics?? :D

    Or dare I say it....the DICKS??
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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    vedder_soup wrote:

    "I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’."
    I love the Aussie lingo.....
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • triangleman12
    triangleman12 Posts: 193
    vedder_soup wrote:
    and we have an update.... ;)

    http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/06/11/4506_local-news.html

    A MAN who was bitten on the penis by a deadly snake yesterday told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain

    ***Drum roll*** And now the lame penis joke in response to the above quoted . . . "Will a drunk hooker do the trick???"

    ps. The joke wasn't really "too long" like I posted, that was another penis joke :)
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    vedder_soup wrote:
    A MAN who was bitten on the penis by a deadly snake yesterday told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye.

    Those bears know owta ave a good time!! :p
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  • IndianSummer
    IndianSummer Posts: 854
    anyone read "platoon". there chris almost got bitten on the dick by a snake.
    I have faced it, A life wasted...

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