Things that sound dirty but aren't.

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "failedpersephone"

    :D
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  • vedderfan10
    vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    "Wankle Rotary Engine" (now I'm all embarrassed)
    be philanthropic
  • carolinabeerguy
    carolinabeerguy Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,517
    Lil' Cucci's Pizzeria in Forest, VA outside of Lynchburg. What were they thinking?
    I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me.
  • paddy
    paddy Posts: 104
    Muff - A town in County Donegal, Ireland.
    Hello, is there anybody in there?
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    "I have to truss the turkey after I stuff it"
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    paddy wrote:
    Muff - A town in County Donegal, Ireland.

    Humptulips - a town in Washington, USA
  • roar
    roar Posts: 1,116
    Shagnasty's Food & Spirits -- Deer Park, WA, USA
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,464
    dribble penetration - you hear basketball announcers talk about it all the time as well as coaches.
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    dribble penetration - you hear basketball announcers talk about it all the time as well as coaches.


    hehe thats good
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    US Olympic swimmer....

    Misty Hymen


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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    sennin wrote:
    US Olympic swimmer....

    Misty Hymen


    .

    c'mon! at some point in the family lineage i can't believe the last name wasn't changed.....and even then, misty?!?!!? parents are assholes....:p :D
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Cocks and Nipples

    Damn, how was I to know that if you search for Nipple on wikipedia a picture of a female breast would appear in excellent resolution. Thankfully everyone at work has gone home.
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    sennin wrote:
    US Olympic swimmer....

    Misty Hymen


    .

    Hyman...the other hymen

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_Hyman
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    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    you kinda wonder what guys think when they hear of someone reffered to as "the head nurse"
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    prism wrote:
    you kinda wonder what guys think when they hear of someone reffered to as "the head nurse"

    Depends if it's in the red light district.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Speaking of which, there is a house near my apartment that frequently has a red light on the front porch. I wonder if they are prostitutes. But I'm the only one who seems to think that red lights on porches means prostitution.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    Egg Nog. It just sounds like... well... if you jacked off an egg... just nasty.
    ...
    Oh, and 'Turgid Dong'.
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    How about "Hey Tom, come over here and fuck me in the butt."

    No wait, that is dirty. Nevermind.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Masticate

    shuttlecock

    pontoon boat.

    fudge pack

    sigh...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    lol, masticate.

    I don't mean to sound queer or nothin', but I used to masticate with my family.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire

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