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David Beckham is NOT digitally enhanced

given2fly78given2fly78 Posts: 404
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
and I love this quote from Victoria: "It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"



http://www.9wsyr.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=cc9dfdb3-36a4-4fd3-84ff-22dcf0424883


Singer Victoria Beckham has slammed claims husband David manhood has been digitally enhanced in his provocative new advertisement for Giorgio Armani.

The new promotional campaign, which was unveiled on Monday after the soccer star was named as the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, features the L.A. Galaxy player lying seductively across a bed, proudly showing off a bulging groin - which fans speculated was computer-altered.

But the Spice Girl insists what's pictured in the pair of white briefs is all his.

She says, "I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Just. a tad. too. much. info. victoria.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    "Tractor exhaust pipe" hahahahaha
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    size queen
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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    MCGMCG Posts: 780
    She used to claim her tits were real too.
    Which came first,
    the bad idea or me befallen by it?
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    Whether the ads are digitally enhanced or not, that guy is quite easy on the eyes. :D
    MCG wrote:
    She used to claim her tits were real too.

    lol :D
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    These adds are pretty damn good.
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
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    ew but he definitely shaved...that's just not natural...
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    ew but he definitely shaved...that's just not natural...
    Victoria probably demands that he waxes.That's just a little bit weird to me.
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
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    prismprism Posts: 2,440
    I'm sorry but who wants to get boinked by a tractor exaust pipe? ewwwww...
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    Whether the ads are digitally enhanced or not, that guy is quite easy on the eyes. :D



    lol :D

    why are men from the british isles just all around hotter than american men?
    I'm moving...
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    zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    anyone who talks like him does not have balls.

    simple


    anyway - i personally believe they are both cyber-robot thingies released into the general public to test our acceptance of such before they are marketed worldwide - the blowup doll trade will no doubt suffer a huge setback
    impatience is a gift ........
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    prism wrote:
    I'm sorry but who wants to get boinked by a tractor exaust pipe? ewwwww...
    no kidding....http://www.flickr.com/photos/sigma/20453437/

    and if it got rust on it, keep that thing away lol
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    MCGMCG Posts: 780
    why are men from the british isles just all around hotter than american men?
    I'm moving...

    Are you serious? Allow me to introduce to you the next King of England.

    http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/16/43/7a/prince-charles-yes-he.jpg
    Which came first,
    the bad idea or me befallen by it?
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    gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    Alright, let's get a link to this pic already. No frame of reference. By the way - tractor exhaust - nice analogy!
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    MCG wrote:
    Are you serious? Allow me to introduce to you the next King of England.

    http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/16/43/7a/prince-charles-yes-he.jpg

    yeah but he's royalty, they're all inbred.
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    PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,779
    quite honestly, I'm sick of hearing about these two people
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    edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    gabers wrote:
    Alright, let's get a link to this pic already. No frame of reference. By the way - tractor exhaust - nice analogy!


    I believe this is it:
    http://fisherwy.blogspot.com/2007/12/david-beckham-giorgio-armani-underwear.html
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    gabersgabers Posts: 2,787

    To steal a quote from Nigel Tufnel - he's got "an armadillo in his trousers".

    As if being tremendously handsome, rich, and an extremely talented footballer isn't enough. Yes I'm jealous. But you know, I'm not a fan of my voice, but his is so delicately British to the point of being almost a joke.
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    MCGMCG Posts: 780
    yeah but he's royalty, they're all inbred.

    True, I was trying to break you of the falacy that good looking British men are the rule rather than the exception.

    That was just the first thing that came to mind :D
    Which came first,
    the bad idea or me befallen by it?
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    Even though she'd be horribly let down...I'd still plow his wife.
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