I'm getting fat. Help!

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  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    sign up for a half marathon :)

    Funniliy enough I plan to do that.. maybe eventually a whole one.. raise money for the charity I work at



    You make it sound so OK! Yeah, you know what, you're right... I should just embrace my fat phase.. :D

    but seriously, it IS ok.
    people act like gaining a few lbs here and there is the worst crime on earth, but it's so not. and if you stress too much about it, it will only make it harder to lose weight. I stressed A LOT about it, but then after seeing a nutritionist, a trainer, and reading a couple books, I've learned that my body is just in a different place right now and that's ok.

    Actually, a book I *highly* suggest is called Intuitive Eating. I would check it out.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Smack down 5 of these a day. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6498304/

    The shock should be enough to cause the fat to explode off your body...

    WOAH yeah I've seen that before... crazy...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    sign up for a half marathon :)

    but seriously, it IS ok.
    people act like gaining a few lbs here and there is the worst crime on earth, but it's so not. and if you stress too much about it, it will only make it harder to lose weight. I stressed A LOT about it, but then after seeing a nutritionist, a trainer, and reading a couple books, I've learned that my body is just in a different place right now and that's ok.

    Actually, a book I *highly* suggest is called Intuitive Eating. I would check it out.

    I will, cheers :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!~
    Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son - Dean Wormer


    SERIOUSLY - you need to get off of your eating take out/away!!!

    buy salad ingredients, and eat that during the week - it's easy and fast, and you can't get fat on romaine lettuce! add some garbaonzos and some parmesan with a little dressing (not a cream dressing...you can use that somewhere else ;) ) and you have a proteined up caesar salad...

    and you said you lifted weights, but it didn't remove the belly??? actually you can do weighted stomach crunches...and they can be done in a chair... :D

    you only need to take care of all of this if you feel unhealthy - if you are feeling healthy then you shouldn't worry about your weight for aesthetics...that is just superbly lame.

    (wooooh! a post that wasn't vulgar!!!)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!~
    Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son - Dean Wormer


    SERIOUSLY - you need to get off of your eating take out/away!!!

    buy salad ingredients, and eat that during the week - it's easy and fast, and you can't get fat on romaine lettuce! add some garbaonzos and some parmesan with a little dressing (not a cream dressing...you can use that somewhere else ;) ) and you have a proteined up caesar salad...

    and you said you lifted weights, but it didn't remove the belly??? actually you can do weighted stomach crunches...and they can be done in a chair... :D

    you only need to take care of all of this if you feel unhealthy - if you are feeling healthy then you shouldn't worry about your weight for aesthetics...that is just superbly lame.

    I highlighted my favourite part :D

    Na, I feel fine... not unhealthy.. yeah, aesthetics are lame!

    But no, thanks for the tips anyway.

    WTF is a garbaonzo? It sounds like an Italian muppet.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    Go veg. Excercise. Eat less.

    Let me stress the eat less part,.. Your body is used to eating a certain amount of food, but if you make an effort to actually stick to a smaller diet you'll adjust, and in two weeks (if it even takes that long) your hunger pains will go away and you'll feel normal.

    All three of those things depend on you eating better though. And if you decide to go veg (great desicion by the way, you'll feel lighter and more energetic than ever) make sure you don't become a junk food vegetarian! Tofu can be delicious if you know how to cook it, Morningstar Farms and other soy products are delicious, fruits and vegetables themselves are rather delicious too.. My point is, becoming a vegetarian doesn't mean having a boring diet.

    edit: Garbanzo beans are great but I prefer black beans :)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I highlighted my favourite part :D

    Na, I feel fine... not unhealthy.. yeah, aesthetics are lame!

    But no, thanks for the tips anyway.

    WTF is a garbaonzo? It sounds like an Italian muppet.

    mmmm muppets...and you just said the magic word to enter the failedpersephone fun castle of vulgar innuendo and joyfully wicked smack time!!!


    garbanzos are legumes...sometimes called chickpeas...and if it were an italian muppet, it would have to have a set of "garbanzos" made out of blue felt covered golf balls (for weight and density)

    *mmm mental image* :D:D:D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    mmmm muppets...and you just said the magic word to enter the failedpersephone fun castle of vulgar innuendo and joyfully wicked smack time!!!

    Oh failedpersephone, you have NO idea how long I've waited for you to say those words and invite me in for vulgar innuendo and smack time!!!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    would you like the verbal/ non image smack down or would you prefer to visualize as well...

    *takes it to the PM world*

    hey - this can also help you to lose weight!

    ahem: the average mental induced masturbation session (lasting no longer than 15 minutes) can use up to 200 calories.


    let's see if you can't beat that time record and use up all the chinese food calories...beat it, get it?? get it???
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    would you like the verbal/ non image smack down or would you prefer to visualize as well...

    *takes it to the PM world*

    hey - this can also help you to lose weight!

    ahem: the average mental induced masturbation session (lasting no longer than 15 minutes) can use up to 200 calories.


    let's see if you can't beat that time record and use up all the chinese food calories...beat it, get it?? get it???

    OK, if you say so, but those PMs will be USELESS without pictures.... ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    OK, if you say so, but those PMs will be USELESS without pictures.... ;)
    momma gonna teach you some manners
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    momma gonna teach you some manners

    'Standing in the way of control.....'

    I hate their album.

    Oh, it's not her? :o I've only just figured out that smiley so you'll be seeing it alot from me..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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