How does Criss Angel walk on water??

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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    mdigenakis wrote:
    It's cause he's Greek. All Greek people can walk on water.
    jesus christopolis doesnt have the same ring to it...
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  • mdigenakis
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    sgossard3 wrote:
    jesus christopolis doesnt have the same ring to it...
    dosen't matter, he can still walk on water. Must be the gyros.
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  • Cosmo
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    Get_Right wrote:
    plexiglass under the water
    ...
    That's my guess, too. The same way Rick ocasek walked across that swimming pool in that Cars music video.
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
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    I like the trick where he buries himself alive in 6 feet of mud or concrete in a clear plexiglass coffin *it collapses* (....of course) and he crawls out of all that mud...in a nearly spotless bright white button down shirt....

    I emailed the producers and told them they were complete boneheads for not at least rubbing some mud on his gleaming white shirt to at least make it look kinda real.
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  • ReleaseMe...
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    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I emailed the producers and told them they were complete boneheads for not at least rubbing some mud on his gleaming white shirt to at least make it look kinda real.
    what did they say back?
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  • Spot In The Sky
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    sgossard3 wrote:
    its the FINAL COUNTDOWN! da da daaa da dada da da da :D

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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
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    ReleaseMe... wrote:
    what did they say back?


    They said that because Chris was a bona fide mind freak, he has special powers. They also said he is continually tormented by his raging inner emo kid demon struggling to get out.
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  • gobrowns19
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    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    They said that because Chris was a bona fide mind freak, he has special powers. They also said he is continually tormented by his raging inner emo kid demon struggling to get out.

    Hahaha. I watched the video of him going through the wood chipper again and I laugh my ass off at how bad of an actor his assistant is.

    "Looks like Chris is having a little trouble, oh, oh no OH MY GOD CHRIS!" As it zooms in on his face and he has the corniest looking terrified face, hahahahaha.

    All the while you hear and see 'bones' being grinded up and all his blood flying through it.
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  • in this twilight
    in this twilight Posts: 65
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    Hahaha. I watched the video of him going through the wood chipper again and I laugh my ass off at how bad of an actor his assistant is.

    hahaha yeah that, and criss' retarded yelling when he climbs down from the truck. sounds like timmy from south park, wtf
  • ledvedderman
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    Spot In The Sky wrote:
    A trick is something a whore does for money.

    ...or candy!
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  • NothingSound
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    I've stopped trying to figure him out.
  • westsidepie
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    Perhaps he ate a lot of beans and made one long continuous fart that kept him above the water. Just a thought.
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  • sayanika
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    Ok, I just watched a season 4 episode of Mind freak, Close Up (not to be confused with season 1 episode Up Close). He does a trick at the end where he throws a pack of cards at one of the doors in the Luxor and the one that he and the girl signed gets embedded in the door. He says to come and see it, and that it'll be there for years to come. Is the Criss Angel playing card actually still in the door at the Luxor?
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  • stickboy
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    mdigenakis wrote:
    dosen't matter, he can still walk on water. Must be the gyros.
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  • OffHeGoes29
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    He smokes Meth...thats how.
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