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  • Posts: 1,006
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • Posts: 1,744
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Top ten sick call excuses:7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard

    I've used this one!!! As a joke obviously...
    I was dating my boss' son lol :D :eek:
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Posts: 14,362
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    I've used this one!!! As a joke obviously...
    I was dating my boss' son lol :D :eek:
    LMAO!!!!! That's gold!! :D
  • Posts: 35
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
    8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
    "I'm Still Alive!!"
  • Posts: 1,454
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
    8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
    9. I hurt my bladder rollerblading
    Take me for a ride before we leave...
  • Posts: 1,744
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
    8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
    9. I hurt my bladder rollerblading
    10. Maaaaatt Daaaamon *ala Team America*
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Posts: 35
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet:

    1) Hockey playing bears
    "I'm Still Alive!!"
  • Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Otto Mann Quotes

    1. I know, the radio will tune them out! Guuuhhh, disco. Easy listening?! Country Western?! World music?! Urban Smooth? Salsa Fusion?! [turns the radio off, looking depressed until the bus passes Metallica's broken down bus]
    Metallica! Am I on drugs?
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1) Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Posts: 13,471
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1. Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
    3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
    4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine

    ...maybe
    wah
  • Posts: 5,486
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1. Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
    3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
    4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
    5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
  • Posts: 3,511
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1. Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
    3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
    4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
    5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
    6. News about Nickelback's new album supposedly containing "11 classic new songs" selling 300,000+ copies (i thought the songs are new?)
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • Posts: 3,118
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1. Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
    3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
    4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
    5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
    6. Any emails I receive from Miss Pants :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Posts: 13,471
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1. Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
    3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
    4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
    5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
    6. News about Nickelback's new album supposedly containing "11 classic new songs" selling 300,000+ copies (i thought the songs are new?)
    7. Any emails I receive from Miss Pants :eek:
    8. this top 10.. someone just finish it
    wah
  • Posts: 3,511
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1. Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
    3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
    4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
    5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
    6. News about Nickelback's new album supposedly containing "11 classic new songs" selling 300,000+ copies (i thought the songs are new?)
    7. Any emails I receive from Miss Pants :eek:
    8. this top 10.. someone just finish it
    9. no new top 10 yet
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • Posts: 430
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1. Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
    3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}
    4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...ants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
    5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
    6. News about Nickelback's new album supposedly containing "11 classic new songs" selling 300,000+ copies (i thought the songs are new?)
    7. Any emails I receive from Miss Pants
    8. this top 10.. someone just finish it
    9. no new top 10 yet
    10. picture of a guy inside the operating room..... removing in his butt a 5-in dia. bottle of strawberry jam. OOUCH!!!
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    "i forgot the words...."
  • Posts: 3,118
    thats rank.

    new topic!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Posts: 3,511
    yellowled24 wrote:
    thats rank.

    new topic!

    top ten missed message pit poster:

    1. bostonlou
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • Posts: 3,118
    muiren77 wrote:
    top ten missed message pit poster:

    1. bostonlou
    i cant remember them all!! :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Posts: 3,511
    yellowled24 wrote:
    i cant remember them all!! :eek:

    i suppose you can remember the "famous ones" who are no longer posting as much or were banned for life :D
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    top ten missed message pit poster:

    1. bostonlou
    2. Hippiemom :(
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Posts: 3,511
    top ten missed message pit poster:

    1. bostonlou
    2. Hippiemom :(
    3. speedy mccready
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • Posts: 430
    top ten missed message pit poster:

    1. bostonlou
    2. Hippiemom
    3. speedy mccready
    4. yotan18? (as far as i remember)
    "i forgot the words...."
  • Posts: 3,118
    muiren77 wrote:
    i suppose you can remember the "famous ones" who are no longer posting as much or were banned for life :D
    Well, I was banned for life apparently but im back :confused:

    I wonder if someone persuaded the mods to let me back on??
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Posts: 1,006
    top ten missed message pit poster:

    1. bostonlou
    2. Hippiemom
    3. speedy mccready
    4. yotan18? (as far as i remember)
    5. libragirl {miss you}
    6. This one
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • Posts: 1,744
    E.K wrote:
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1) Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit ;)

    Haha...hey...wait :D
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Posts: 13,471
    Top 10 missed message pit poster:

    1. bostonlou
    2. Hippiemom
    3. speedy mccready
    4. yotan18? (as far as i remember)
    5. libragirl {miss you}
    6. This one
    7. Tassie petals
    wah
  • Posts: 14,362
    illegal pants wrote:
    Top 10 missed message pit poster:

    1. bostonlou
    2. Hippiemom
    3. speedy mccready
    4. yotan18? (as far as i remember)
    5. libragirl {miss you}
    6. This one
    7. Tassie petals
    wasn't she a porn star? ;):D
  • Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    wasn't she a porn star? ;):D

    only the best :eek:

    i think she has a chocolate fetish too?
    wah
  • Posts: 9,406
    illegal pants wrote:
    only the best :eek:

    i think she has a chocolate fetish too?



    Stella...............:eek:

    Turkish delight tonight.....only 8 pieces left...those 250 gramm blocks dont go far..

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