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Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley0 -
PJ_Saluki wrote:Top ten sick call excuses:7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
I've used this one!!! As a joke obviously...
I was dating my boss' son lol:eek:
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:I've used this one!!! As a joke obviously...
I was dating my boss' son lol:eek:
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Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours"I'm Still Alive!!"0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
9. I hurt my bladder rollerbladingTake me for a ride before we leave...0 -
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
9. I hurt my bladder rollerblading
10. Maaaaatt Daaaamon *ala Team America*"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet:
1) Hockey playing bears"I'm Still Alive!!"0 -
Top Ten Otto Mann Quotes
1. I know, the radio will tune them out! Guuuhhh, disco. Easy listening?! Country Western?! World music?! Urban Smooth? Salsa Fusion?! [turns the radio off, looking depressed until the bus passes Metallica's broken down bus]
Metallica! Am I on drugs?"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1) Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message PitSydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 20240 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1. Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
...maybewah0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1. Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1. Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
6. News about Nickelback's new album supposedly containing "11 classic new songs" selling 300,000+ copies (i thought the songs are new?)what is essential is invisible to the eye
apparently, 07162056 is THE date...0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1. Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
6. Any emails I receive from Miss Pants :eek:"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1. Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
6. News about Nickelback's new album supposedly containing "11 classic new songs" selling 300,000+ copies (i thought the songs are new?)
7. Any emails I receive from Miss Pants :eek:
8. this top 10.. someone just finish itwah0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1. Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
6. News about Nickelback's new album supposedly containing "11 classic new songs" selling 300,000+ copies (i thought the songs are new?)
7. Any emails I receive from Miss Pants :eek:
8. this top 10.. someone just finish it
9. no new top 10 yetwhat is essential is invisible to the eye
apparently, 07162056 is THE date...0 -
Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1. Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}
4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...ants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine
5. The re-release of the Stickman t-shirt....
6. News about Nickelback's new album supposedly containing "11 classic new songs" selling 300,000+ copies (i thought the songs are new?)
7. Any emails I receive from Miss Pants
8. this top 10.. someone just finish it
9. no new top 10 yet
10. picture of a guy inside the operating room..... removing in his butt a 5-in dia. bottle of strawberry jam. OOUCH!!!
__________________"i forgot the words...."0 -
thats rank.
new topic!"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed0 -
what is essential is invisible to the eye
apparently, 07162056 is THE date...0 -
muiren77 wrote:top ten missed message pit poster:
1. bostonlou"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed0 -
yellowled24 wrote:i cant remember them all!! :eek:
i suppose you can remember the "famous ones" who are no longer posting as much or were banned for lifewhat is essential is invisible to the eye
apparently, 07162056 is THE date...0 -
top ten missed message pit poster:
1. bostonlou
2. Hippiemom :(Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 20240 -
top ten missed message pit poster:
1. bostonlou
2. Hippiemom :(
3. speedy mccreadywhat is essential is invisible to the eye
apparently, 07162056 is THE date...0 -
top ten missed message pit poster:
1. bostonlou
2. Hippiemom
3. speedy mccready
4. yotan18? (as far as i remember)"i forgot the words...."0 -
muiren77 wrote:i suppose you can remember the "famous ones" who are no longer posting as much or were banned for life
I wonder if someone persuaded the mods to let me back on??"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed0 -
top ten missed message pit poster:
1. bostonlou
2. Hippiemom
3. speedy mccready
4. yotan18? (as far as i remember)
5. libragirl {miss you}
6. This one"Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley0 -
E.K wrote:Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet
1) Hockey playing bears
2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
Haha...hey...wait"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"0 -
Top 10 missed message pit poster:
1. bostonlou
2. Hippiemom
3. speedy mccready
4. yotan18? (as far as i remember)
5. libragirl {miss you}
6. This one
7. Tassie petalswah0 -
illegal pants wrote:Top 10 missed message pit poster:
1. bostonlou
2. Hippiemom
3. speedy mccready
4. yotan18? (as far as i remember)
5. libragirl {miss you}
6. This one
7. Tassie petals0 -
ozsmalltowngirl wrote:wasn't she a porn star?
only the best :eek:
i think she has a chocolate fetish too?wah0 -
illegal pants wrote:only the best :eek:
i think she has a chocolate fetish too?
Stella...............:eek:
Turkish delight tonight.....only 8 pieces left...those 250 gramm blocks dont go far..0
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