silly allergies for famous people

dunkman
dunkman Posts: 19,646
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
ok i'm sorry, but i'm being immature and i'm in a silly giggling mood..


but i always thought i'd be funny if Sting was allergic to being stung... and Madonna was allergic to religious iconography... ok not funny but mildly amusing... but i cant stop giggling now

and so Muhammed Ali would also be allergic to muslims, Michael J Fox would be allergic to foxes and OJ Simpson would be allergic to brutally slaughtering people.

Joan Rivers would be allergic to 16 year old female revolutionaries from France, and yeah ok, rivers... Tom Cruise would be allergic to the 70's tv show The Love Boat and scots actor luvvie Alan Cumming would be allergic to porn


dunno why i do them in three's either :D
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Telly Savalas would be allergic to being on TV in Britain, Lee Majors would be allergic to major tennis tournaments and Bruce Willis would be allergic to acting.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Stone Gossard allergic to monoliths......?


    Anyone??



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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Tiger Woods would be allergic to both tigers and woods, MC Hammer would be allergic to DIY and John F Kennedy would be allergic to the the tv show Dallas.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Dunkman would be allergic to coffee and donuts.
    M. Night Shymalan (in honor of his thread by Harmless) would be allergic to darkness, and uh...Bugs Bunny would be allergic to insects.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Fanch would be allergic to white people, Steven Hawking would be allergic to computerised voices and Michael Phelps would be allergic to chlorine and ceramic swimming pool tiles.
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Bruce Willis would be also allergic to Jim Carey movies, Australia and Arnold from Dif'rent Strokes

    Guillermo Del Toro would be allergic to Spanish Bull Fighting
  • DOSW
    DOSW Posts: 2,014
    Dunkman would be allergic to making funny jokes.

    :D
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Huey Lewis would be allergic to watching the news, Sylvester Stallone would be allergic to lisping cats and Britney Spears would be allergic to her relatives.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    dunkman wrote:
    Huey Lewis would be allergic to watching the news, Sylvester Stallone would be allergic to lisping cats and Britney Spears would be allergic to her relatives.
    Andy Dick would be allergic to peeing his pants and his own penis....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    DOSW wrote:
    Dunkman would be allergic to making funny jokes.

    :D

    :)

    or


    :(


    i dunno!!


    Fats Domino would be allergic to dieting and pub games, Larry Bird Jr would be allergic to baby seagulls and Muhammed Ali would be allergic to musical statues.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Michael Jordan would be allergic to hearing people speak Arabic and the number 23

    Matt Cameron would be allergic to wiping his feet at people's front doors.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Steven & Liv Tyler would forever have carpeted homes....
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Canadian rocker Bruce Cockburn would avoid handling chilis ...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    german football Stefan Kuntz will die a virgin... Cliff Richard will unfortunately never drive off a cliff
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Brett Lee IS allergic to Meadow Lea

    only Flora for him
    wah
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    dunkman wrote:
    german football Stefan Kuntz will die a virgin... Cliff Richard will unfortunately never drive off a cliff

    Hahah Well done, best one yet.

    I guess George W bush would also die a virgin if this theory was true....
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Niki Lauda would be very very softly spoken.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    Niki Lauda would be very very softly spoken.

    So would Loudy Tourky
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Eric Bana would have an allergy to watching Bananaman the cartoon.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Jim Carey would never be able to give a shit or he'd break out in a rash.

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