Has anyone's Ex ever called them 'Honey' by accident?

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Love the math, Dunk. How many fingers you got on each hand?

    dunno.. but 10% of them are thumbs
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Love the math, Dunk. How many fingers you got on each hand?

    you gotta remember the inbreeding... we're talking Scotland after all... ;)
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I love MATH and I love love love BACON (ask sen). I love this thread!
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You only started using it when I said it as funny. ;)

    I'm so sorry that we're your friends, harmless, so sorry...

    It's OK. As long as you keep feeding me Bourbon biscuits, you're forgiven.
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jrd wrote:
    you gotta remember the inbreeding... we're talking Scotland after all... ;)

    Well shit, I thought we had cornered the market on inbreeding in the American South...
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    86% of your pm's to me are you telling me what to do...

    She does that to you as well??
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    civ_eng_girl wrote:
    yep! i've done it...

    me, my ex, and my best friend were kinda hanging out one day, and they were teasing me about my many failed attempts at snowboarding with each of them, and questioning why i kept going with them, even though i sucked and was terrified of it.... to which i replied:

    "yah, well, it just proves that i love you both enough to put myself through it! :mad:"

    :o hehehe oops! this was almost a year after me and my ex had broken up...


    i'm always surprised that people actually get on with their exes...

    all mine hate me.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm always surprised that people actually get on with their exes...

    all mine hate me.

    It's lucky your wife finds you at least tolerable then 'ey ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    honey? no


    rotting twat? Yes.....but not by accident.....


    ooh! :D I gotta add that to my repertoire! :)

    Personally I'm a fan of softcock, fuckstick and arsehole. Least they're the main terms of endearment that accidently slip out of my mouth when talking to an ex. :o;):D
    NOPE!!!

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    ooh! :D I gotta add that to my repertoire! :)

    Personally I'm a fan of softcock, fuckstick and arsehole. Least they're the main terms of endearment that accidently slip out of my mouth when talking to an ex. :o;):D

    Is fuckstick an insult?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Is fuckstick an insult?


    well, would you call your mother "fuckstick"? ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cutback wrote:
    well, would you call your mother "fuckstick"? ;)

    No, but if a hot girl in a skimpy garment, stockings and suspenders said 'Hey there, fuckstick', I might be quite flattered.. but then I'm probably a sucker for punishment. (Sshhh.. Don't tell Failedpersephone.)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No, but if a hot girl in a skimpy garment, stockings and suspenders said 'Hey there, fuckstick', I might be quite flattered.. but then I'm probably a sucker for punishment. (Sshhh.. Don't tell Failedpersephone.)
    :o
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No, but if a hot girl in a skimpy garment, stockings and suspenders said 'Hey there, fuckstick', I might be quite flattered.. but then I'm probably a sucker for punishment. (Sshhh.. Don't tell Failedpersephone.)


    well that's different.....if talking masochism then she could call me fuckstick while jamming her 4 inch heels into the small of my back....;)
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Is fuckstick an insult?


    hmmm.... :D ...... I dunno,

    "righto fuckstick, get your skinny arse and your little dick off my property right now and go find your skanky slutguts before I punch you in the face" :D

    you be the judge. ;)
    NOPE!!!

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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Jeanie wrote:
    hmmm.... :D ...... I dunno,

    "righto fuckstick, get your skinny arse and your little dick off my property right now and go find your skanky slutguts before I punch you in the face" :D

    you be the judge. ;)
    now slutguts is a good one :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    hmmm.... :D ...... I dunno,

    "righto fuckstick, get your skinny arse and your little dick off my property right now and go find your skanky slutguts before I punch you in the face" :D

    you be the judge. ;)

    :eek:

    It's ALL about context.

    LOL@slutguts. Just when you thought the world (even Dunk) couldn't invent a brand-new insult.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Please, here is the best ever use of the word FUCKSTICK.
    You really shoould see the cartoon, but, "Go piss up a rope fuckstick" has always been a favourite response of mine.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rude_Kid
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    :rolleyes:

    This morning, the ex wife came in to check her post.. We talked a bit.. I hadn't seen her for three months. In this time I've started to move on, find a new life. Anyway, in conversation, she referred to me as 'Honey' accidentally. Fuck... Felt pretty fucked for a while. It was like square one again.

    :rolleyes:

    (By the way, someone PLEASE fix that fucking Database? :o Thanks.)
    ...
    You mean like, "I hope you die in a firey auto accident, Honey"?
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  • roar
    roar Posts: 1,116
    i've said "i love you" on accident. that's embarrassing.

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