Things that sound dirty but aren't.

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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    http://2.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/d/e/collegehumor.b0dbd16db373f85b4302944e37b7cc3e.jpg :D
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Oh yeah, :) "Finger in too many pies." :D
    NOPE!!!

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    The currents will shift
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    My boss used to say "I have too many balls in the air..."

    Not really that funny...but, c'mon...it's always a little bit funny when someone uses the word "balls", no? :D
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=220709

    Top 10 Halloween Things that Sound Dirty

    10. Shes a goblin

    9. Id like to get a little something in the sack.

    8. Let me see your bag....OH-Youre having a great night

    7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

    6. Shes got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch

    5. If you just lick it, itll last longer.

    4. Show me your JuJuBees and Ill let you see my Zagnuts.

    3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth,

    2. You scared me stiff

    1. Hes got Candy spread out on the living room floor
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    My boss used to say "I have too many balls in the air..."

    Not really that funny...but, c'mon...it's always a little bit funny when someone uses the word "balls", no? :D


    balls is good


    the other day i asked a lady for an envelope and she takes it out and says "oh look... it's ribbed!!" then she blushed and said sorry

    I so wanted to say "it's ribbed... for her pleasure"


    this is the same lady that watched big brother and a few months ago announced "after last night.... my husband has decided that he like's Dick!!"
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    bostonlou wrote:
    balls is good


    the other day i asked a lady for an envelope and she takes it out and says "oh look... it's ribbed!!" then she blushed and said sorry

    I so wanted to say "it's ribbed... for her pleasure"


    this is the same lady that watched big brother and a few months ago announced "after last night.... my husband has decided that he like's Dick!!"

    lol! :D

    "ribbed for her pleasure...eeeeeewww"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/fe2bbdbe85.jpg
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Sennin, you need to be awarded for best threads EVER!!! :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    And she did fancy it! You should have seen how many times we PMd. ;)

    Look, if you feel the need to talk dirty to someone over the internet, that's fine. I just take it all in good humour. ;):D

    (Just thought I'd get in there with that one before you did)! :)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Look, if you feel the need to talk dirty to someone over the internet, that's fine. I just take it all in good humour. ;):D

    (Just thought I'd get in there with that one before you did)! :)

    :eek:

    And I thought I had lowered the standard!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    :eek:

    And I thought I had lowered the standard!

    Thanks!

    I've never been a morning person. It takes a while for my diplomatic side to wake up!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    "All Deliveries in the Rear"

    baha :) i see many parking at rear signs around the place
    wah
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    if I'm in the right frame of mind... EVERYTHING has a dirty double meaning :o:D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Stereotype
    Stereotype Maribor, Slovenia Posts: 885
    Yellow.
    The worst enemies of music? Money and Mathematics. Combined with music, they both do the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do. Money makes music cheap, mathematics makes it stupid and predictable.

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Stereotype wrote:
    Yellow.

    Do NOT eat the yellow snow.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I Do eat the yellow snow.

    oops sorry, wrong thread......;)
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Linda wrote:
    oops sorry, wrong thread......;)

    NAAAAIIIICE!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    NAAAAIIIICE!

    (You need to clear some space in your mailbox. lol)




    bump
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    Sennin, you need to be awarded for best threads EVER!!! :D


    because she stole my idea from a year ago?

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=220709

    ;)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    (You need to clear some space in your mailbox. lol)




    bump

    I've just done it. Sorry!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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