Things that sound dirty but aren't.

sennin
sennin Posts: 2,146
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
So I was at a bar a couple of week ago and the big screen TV was on Fox Sports Northwest.

A show was just starting. It was the Oregon State Football show.

Called....

Beavers: All Access.

:p
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    We've always made fun of these signs we have on the freeways here that say:

    "Secure your load". :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I was watching a show today on the MOJO channel

    They were in some bar and the bar Manager a femal was talking about the different beer they have

    She said : "You want the beer with a nice thick head, bigger head the better."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Jeanie wrote:
    We've always made fun of these signs we have on the freeways here that say:

    "Secure your load". :D
    That made me think of the signs my friends and I think are funny:

    "Slippery when wet"
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Thank-you. Please come again.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • pearlzepfan
    pearlzepfan Posts: 456
    Spooning. I thought it was something totally different then what it actually is!
    "I'm a thief, and I dig it"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't

    Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    Talk about a huge breast!
    It's Cool Whip time!
    If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    Are you ready for seconds yet?
    Are you going to come again next time?
    It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    Don't play with your meat.
    Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
    Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    You still have a little bit on your chin.
    Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
    How long will it take after you stick it in?
    You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    How many are coming?
    That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
    How long do I beat it before it's ready?
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    Snake wrote:
    That made me think of the signs my friends and I think are funny:

    "Slippery when wet"

    That reminds me of my old apartment.

    There were giant speed bumps in the parking lot. There were signs in the lot with 2 big bumps and it said "Speed Humps".

    The signs were constantly stolen! :p

    Here's a pic....

    http://www.wilsonnc.org/Departments/PublicServices/ParkingTraffic/images/speedhump.jpg

    :D
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Beaver Liquors.....:p
  • jojo
    jojo Posts: 645
    cutback wrote:
    Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't

    Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    Talk about a huge breast!
    It's Cool Whip time!
    If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    Are you ready for seconds yet?
    Are you going to come again next time?
    It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    Don't play with your meat.
    Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
    Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    You still have a little bit on your chin.
    Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
    How long will it take after you stick it in?
    You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    How many are coming?
    That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
    How long do I beat it before it's ready?


    nice very nice
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  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Pujols.

    :D
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    pearlzepfan wrote:
    Spooning. I thought it was something totally different then what it actually is!

    Haha! Yes! I agree! :o

    'pm me if you fancy it'. It's in my sig.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Haha! Yes! I agree! :o

    'pm me if you fancy it'. It's in my sig.

    And she did fancy it! You should have seen how many times we PMd. ;)
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Drop and give me 20.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Old Hockey Goalie

    Ron Tugnutt


    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't

    Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    Talk about a huge breast!
    It's Cool Whip time!
    If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    Are you ready for seconds yet?
    Are you going to come again next time?
    It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    Don't play with your meat.
    Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
    Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    You still have a little bit on your chin.
    Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
    How long will it take after you stick it in?
    You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    How many are coming?
    That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
    How long do I beat it before it's ready?
    i get that email every thanksgiving but it still cracks me up to no end :D
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    this one always gets me...not really sure why:

    "stocking stuffer"

    it just doesn't quite sound right. :D
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    i love at work when a gal says


    oh... just put that in my box
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Snake wrote:
    That made me think of the signs my friends and I think are funny:

    "Slippery when wet"


    :D Yeah, we got them too. ( careful, I feel a Bon Jovi moment coming on! ;) )But I do like warning any blokes in the car to secure themselves when we come across one of those signs. :D

    There are others but they escape me today. :o
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "All Deliveries in the Rear"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,188
    The old wild west saloon sign


    "Liquor in the front Poker in the Rear" :D
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