What's your most irrational fear?

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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    You should be flattered by the masturbating, if nothing else.:p

    I dunno, I could watch orang-utans for hours. They so funneee. Then again, I also find the word "klaxon" absolutely hilarious, so maybe I'm just easily pleased.:D

    flattered? I'm sure... :p

    Orang-utans are scary... they're so big, and orange, and they have those weird flappy bits at the sides of their faces, and they don't DO anything and their arms are too long.... eugh! *shudders*

    Besides, Klaxon is a funny word... but you're still easily pleased ;)
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  • given2fly78
    given2fly78 Posts: 404
    I'm afraid of babies.

    No joke. They terrify me.

    But I'd better get over that fast. My best friend from high school just had a baby and my best friend from college's wife is pregnant.

    Holy CRAP!
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    flattered? I'm sure... :p

    Orang-utans are scary... they're so big, and orange, and they have those weird flappy bits at the sides of their faces, and they don't DO anything and their arms are too long.... eugh! *shudders*

    Besides, Klaxon is a funny word... but you're still easily pleased ;)

    What if there was an orang-utan with a klaxon glued to its face?:D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    What if there was an orang-utan with a klaxon glued to its face?:D


    but it would have to have a polyester suit on aswell!!!!! :D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the word 'irrational' ... this thread has scared the fucking life out of me... my therapy has been dealt a severe blow.

    i'm scared of cotton wool as well
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Super Vedder wrote:
    but it would have to have a polyester suit on aswell!!!!! :D

    Orang-utans in suits... Klaxons... This thread is my favourite thing ever.





    Next to monkeys.:D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    dunkman wrote:
    the word 'irrational' ... this thread has scared the fucking life out of me... my therapy has been dealt a severe blow.

    i'm scared of cotton wool as well

    I had a friend who was scared of cotton wool, I used to freak her out by chewing on it.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    I had a friend who was scared of cotton wool, I used to freak her out by chewing on it.


    my entire body just got goose-pimples at that... urgh!!!


    i used to think it wuld get snagged on my fingernails.... i fucking hate the stuff!!!

    not a big fan of chalk either
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    dunkman wrote:
    my entire body just got goose-pimples at that... urgh!!!


    i used to think it wuld get snagged on my fingernails.... i fucking hate the stuff!!!

    not a big fan of chalk either

    I'm going to have so much fun next time I see you :p
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    I'm going to have so much fun next time I see you :p


    i'm like Superman without the special powers and shit hair, in that chalk and cotton wool are my sworn enemies... well his was Kryptonite... sooo i'm nothing like Superman am I?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Orang-utans in suits... Klaxons... This thread is my favourite thing ever.





    Next to monkeys.:D

    just reading "Orang-utans in suits" makes me laugh, how cool would that be? i wish i had one in my office now instead of the fuckin idiots sat here :D
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i also have a fear of prostitutes who are virgins...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Super Vedder wrote:
    just reading "Orang-utans in suits" makes me laugh, how cool would that be? i wish i had one in my office now instead of the fuckin idiots sat here :D

    Look at this, and tell me apes are scary: http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=9YK4-DN2SAI

    Somehow, the Japanese just makes it even more excellent.:p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm like Superman without the special powers and shit hair, in that chalk and cotton wool are my sworn enemies... well his was Kryptonite... sooo i'm nothing like Superman am I?

    The only similarity I can see is that both your names end in man!
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    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Next time I see an orang-utan blow a raspberry in front of an audience as if it's the only thing in his comedy repertoire I will punch him on the nose - I don't care if there aren't any more forests in Borneo.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Next time I see an orang-utan blow a raspberry in front of an audience as if it's the only thing in his comedy repertoire I will punch him on the nose - I don't care if there aren't any more forests in Borneo.

    What if he also does a special dance?
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Super Vedder
    Super Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Look at this, and tell me apes are scary: http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=9YK4-DN2SAI

    Somehow, the Japanese just makes it even more excellent.:p

    Even ice hockey loooks fun when ya throw a chimp into the mix!!!!!! :D

    thats quite some feat on its own!
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    What if he also does a special dance?

    It depends what kind of dance. I'm picky. If it was ballet, my fear is that his imperfect posture would hamper his chances.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Super Vedder wrote:
    but it would have to have a polyester suit on aswell!!!!! :D

    Please stop with the polyester suits.... you're making me cry...
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Look at this, and tell me apes are scary: http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=9YK4-DN2SAI

    Somehow, the Japanese just makes it even more excellent.:p

    that encapsulates everything I hate about chimps....
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.

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