Okay. Men, why can't you pee straight into the toilet?

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  • prljmngrl
    prljmngrl Posts: 320
    ringo wrote:
    I admit I miss sometimes but pissing standing up is not as easy as it seems. There are so many things to take into consideration. How full is the bladder, what was the last thing to come out, wind direction, is the light on? So many things. Frankly, I think we do a damn good job of hitting the bowl consistently. It could be a lot worse.
    but again I ask....why not just sit down?
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,956
    well its like a waterfall except it doesn't always come out at the same speed and angle. as you start to finish the waterfall's angle gets shorter, thus coming closer to the edge.

    as for the ladies suggesting sitting down - that takes too long. thats why your lines at venues are 500 deep and men can zip in and out (figuratively and literally).
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,783
    at home i make sure where it all lands and clean up if i make a mess but my 14yr old that's a whole other matter i let hi's mother take care of it ,at work is totally free for all where it lands it's where it stays ,and the woman who hover at the only bathroom in my hallway piss all over it those gigantic asses can't hit a pool .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    prljmngrl wrote:
    but again I ask....why not just sit down?

    If you had wings and knew how to fly would you want to walk around everywhere? :D:p
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  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    I'm not ashamed to admit that, as a guy whose lived on his own for many years and does all the house cleaning, I switched to sitting down years ago.

    I kind of think it should be a rule. It's just so nasty to have it sprayed all over the toilet and floor.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Look:

    The sky is blue...water is wet...and guys pee on the seat & floor.

    It's just the way of the world.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dirtyT wrote:
    LOL!!!LOL!!!

    Hell yeah it does. It's like it is throwing a temper tantrum and it is saying "PUT ME BACK!!! PUT ME BACK NOW DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


    oh my ,, its all stuck and shit

    very weird :)
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    know1 wrote:
    I'm not ashamed to admit that, as a guy whose lived on his own for many years and does all the house cleaning, I switched to sitting down years ago.

    I kind of think it should be a rule. It's just so nasty to have it sprayed all over the toilet and floor.


    sitting down? lol u must be packing heat lol
  • ringo
    ringo Posts: 504
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    If you had wings and knew how to fly would you want to walk around everywhere? :D:p

    Exactly!
    d'oh
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,783
    i sit down when i come home & i'm drunk, once i fell a sleep on the toilet and when i finally decided to wake up i couldn't stand up i was paralized for about a minute or two ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    sitting down? lol u must be packing heat lol

    Or maybe not. I find when sitting down for a number 2, you have to maneuver the "equipment" a little more so it fits between yourself and the front of the toilet seat.
    NERDS!
  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    TheLostSoul wrote:
    im gonna go out on a limb and say its more to do with the 9 and 6 year old than the 38 year old.

    my 6 year old nephew doesnt even look or try for the bowl. he just drops trow and lets the floodgates out.


    Well, my husband admitted to being an occasional sloppy pisser and the 9 year old told me that it was the 6 year old who peed all over the toilet. :D

    cutback gave me an assignment. I'll have to try the garden hose experiment later on today and see which way the stream goes...
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  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    sitting down? lol u must be packing heat lol

    It's just disgusting for the spray to go everywhere and I'd rather be non-disgusting than have the convenience of standing up.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • rearviewmiror
    rearviewmiror Posts: 894
    I sit down occcasionally. Though my girlfriend gives me hell about it.



    The biggest problem is still the stream hitting the water perfect and then ........boom............ splashing straight up around the bowl.
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  • dirtyT
    dirtyT Posts: 3,620
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  • Drew263
    Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    know1 wrote:
    I'm not ashamed to admit that, as a guy whose lived on his own for many years and does all the house cleaning, I switched to sitting down years ago.

    I kind of think it should be a rule. It's just so nasty to have it sprayed all over the toilet and floor.

    Wait.....

    No.....

    Surely I didn't just read that a male squats to piss. :eek: April Fools is not a monthly thing.
  • Gossard_Is_God
    Gossard_Is_God Posts: 1,031
    I piss with both hands behind my head
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    know1 wrote:
    It's just disgusting for the spray to go everywhere and I'd rather be non-disgusting than have the convenience of standing up.


    doesnt it splash all over ur arse ?
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Sorry but if a guy sits to take a leak, he is a homo.
    LOL :D:D

    If you dribble on the bowl or floor just clean it up!
    Some people are freaking nasty.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Drew263
    Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    doesnt it splash all over ur arse ?

    I think we've found his reason. :eek:







    j/k know1

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