Okay. Men, why can't you pee straight into the toilet?

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Sorry but if a guy sits to take a leak, he is a homo.
    LOL :D:D

    If you dribble on the bowl or floor just clean it up!
    Some people are freaking nasty.


    thats why they created the swifter !!! for the piss stains :)
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    doesnt it splash all over ur arse ?

    Hahahaha
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Drew263 wrote:
    I think we've found his reason. :eek:







    j/k know1


    the male answer to the bidet??? :eek:
  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    know1 wrote:
    It's just disgusting for the spray to go everywhere and I'd rather be non-disgusting than have the convenience of standing up.

    you are wonderful! :)
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    josevolution wrote:
    i sit down when i come home & i'm drunk, once i fell a sleep on the toilet and when i finally decided to wake up i couldn't stand up i was paralized for about a minute or two ....

    I'll have to admit, I do this too. If it's about 4:30 AM and I have to take a piss after drinking all night I'm sitting. I'd end up pissing on the floor if I didn't.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i dont care what anyone says



    WHOEVER SITS DOWN IS PACKING LIGHT !!!! :)
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    you should buy those little pee targets that you put on the potty to teach little boys how to aim.

    If I was a boy I'd buy myself the targets to make pee time fun. But alas, I have to sit down. You think a man standing up splatters?? Try standing as a girl :eek:
  • writersu
    writersu Posts: 1,867
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i dont care what anyone says



    WHOEVER SITS DOWN IS PACKING LIGHT !!!! :)


    or maybe too heavy to stand?
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    GraySaturday wrote:
    you should buy those little pee targets that you put on the potty to teach little boys how to aim.

    I did that when I was potty-training the boys: "aim for the Cheerio, there you go!". Now they think it is cool to pee w/o using their hands just like their daddy.

    Maybe I should make them clean the toilet three times a day.... hmmm? :cool:
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • Drew263
    Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    the male answer to the bidet??? :eek:

    Dear God......lmao


    You know when sometimes you wake up around 5am to piss and it's so hard a cat couldn't scratch it? How the hell do you sit down to piss then???
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    solution - urinals in homes.

    I have never understood why public men's restrooms have them, but they are never in homes. I believe one day they will be.

    For now I will have to continue cleaning up my 8 year old's piss.....
    sometimes I look at him and he's not even looking or trying to aim - rubbing his eyes, looking around,....lately he's been trying to clean up after himself but he misses 90% of the mess :D
  • Drew263
    Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    edvedder913 wrote:

    I have never understood why public men's restrooms have them, but they are never in homes. I believe one day they will be.

    I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men have urinals in their homes'
  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    edvedder913 wrote:
    solution - urinals in homes.

    I have never understood why public men's restrooms have them, but they are never in homes. I believe one day they will be.

    I don't get urinals. What is up with the soap cake thingy at the bottom of them? What is the point of a deodorizer if it just gets soaked with piss? :confused:
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    releaselauren wrote:
    I don't get urinals. What is up with the soap cake thingy at the bottom of them? What is the point of a deodorizer if it just gets soaked with piss? :confused:


    not a clue. i just feel like if i had one, i would be cleaning up less often! but i could be wrong....
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    doesnt it splash all over ur arse ?

    No.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    releaselauren wrote:
    you are wonderful! :)

    I'm just practical and I don't like having to wipe up urine from all over the place.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    edvedder913 wrote:
    solution - urinals in homes.

    I have never understood why public men's restrooms have them, but they are never in homes. I believe one day they will be.

    For now I will have to continue cleaning up my 8 year old's piss.....
    sometimes I look at him and he's not even looking or trying to aim - rubbing his eyes, looking around,....lately he's been trying to clean up after himself but he misses 90% of the mess :D

    Urinals are just as bad or worse. Most just splash all over your legs and the floor unless you're very, very careful.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    know1 wrote:
    No.

    challenge!!!!!!!!



    how can it not?
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    challenge!!!!!!!!



    how can it not?


    well jason... why dont you be a man, sit down do a pee and then let us all know how it went. :p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    challenge!!!!!!!!



    how can it not?

    It just doesn't. Try it and find out.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.

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