The many moods of Steven Seagal

Hitch-Hiker
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edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    lol yeah that's pretty much the extent of his acting abilities.

    I don't remember all of the details, but I guess he was accidentally thrown into some mafia investigation by the FBI, and his reputation never recovered. He says that's why he only stars in B movies nowadays.
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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    sponger wrote:
    lol yeah that's pretty much the extent of his acting abilities.

    I don't remember all of the details, but I guess he was accidentally thrown into some mafia investigation by the FBI, and his reputation never recovered. He says that's why he only stars in B movies nowadays.
    Y'know, that probably IS one of his movies :D
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    :Dhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vujI_OiYc0 :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_donkey_wounds.jsp
    Please note that this little bit of hilarity is part 2 of 3 at Atom Films.com ;)
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    worst actor ever.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    worst actor ever.

    Gimme a hug Jez :)
    To me he's always a sure fire way to make me switch the channel....just awful.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Gimme a hug Jez :)
    To me he's always a sure fire way to make me switch the channel....just awful.
    Anyone that genuinely likes his films, and not in an ironic "hey guys, lets get some pizza, beers and watch my steven seagal boxset for shits n giggles" kind of way is quite clearly not human.

    :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,932
    starring in b movies nowadays? When wasn;t he in B- movies?

    I love marked for death as much as anyone, but it is not an A lister! The movie with Kurt Douglass and the airplane hijacking he gets killed in in the first half hour without even kicking an ass.
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    starring in b movies nowadays? When wasn;t he in B- movies?

    I love marked for death as much as anyone, but it is not an A lister! The movie with Kurt Douglass and the airplane hijacking he gets killed in in the first half hour without even kicking an ass.


    ...movies that aren't straight to video. I believe most of his movies go straight to video these days. I can't think of the last time a Steven Seagal movie was playing in major theaters.

    Under Seige was an A list movie. Even Above the Law was a box office hit if I remember it right.
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  • dharma69
    dharma69 Posts: 1,275
    AND...

    ...not only is he a thespian's dream, but he also emotes the blues like nobody's business. That man's got soul.

    With songs like "Hootchie Kootchie Man" and "Talk To My Ass" it's a wonder he hasn't swept the Grammy by now.

    Fuck Pearl Jam. It's all Seagal.
    "I'm here to see Pearl Jam."- Bono

    ...signed...the token black Pearl Jam fan.

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  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    Van Damme would take him in a neck crank and twist the ever-living shit out of him till he pissed himself.

    If you like seagul, you like big time wrestling.

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