Anyone drinking tonight?

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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :o
    I am going to be honest and say maybe?? :)

    Harmless...that was funny!
    And jamie, your toolbox one was good, but needs some fine tuning.

    ..go on then,... you saying you want to fine tune my tool box?
    Sorry, poor Carry on 1970's style gag there.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    only harmless can get a thread about drinking going on for over 1300 replies.

    congrats you drunk.

    This may just beat the Yield thread. And so it fucking well should. I contend that drink is almost better than Yield. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yeah... you still own the copyright, I just fine-tuned it a little.


    i've never fine-tuned anyone's jokes before!!

    how presumptuous of you all :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    ..go on then,... you saying you want to fine tune my tool box?
    Sorry, poor Carry on 1970's style gag there.

    That made me laugh pretty hard mate.. nice.

    This is turning out to be a good old one stop comedy shop!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    Haven't you heard the saying "a good joke is like a harp..it takes twenty minutes to fine tune" ?
    Hilarious, gets me every time.
    chirp, chirp
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i've never fine-tuned anyone's jokes before!!

    Well you've obviously never fine-tuned your own.

    Give it a try, you might learn something. ;):D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Trixie, the new Jiffy Lube of comedy! ;)
    You know, I was looking in my wallet the other day and I realized, it's all about the Washington's baby. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    That made me laugh pretty hard mate.. nice.

    This is turning out to be a good old one stop comedy shop!

    Did you sound like Sid James when you laughed?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You know, I was looking in my wallet the other day and I realized, it's all about the Washington's baby. :p

    That may be funny that side of the water...here, it's blank faces all round, I'm guessing. You'll have to tweek that one for us.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You know, I was looking in my wallet the other day and I realized, it's all about the Washington's baby. :p


    the use of the apostrophe at the end of Washington implies that it was his baby... so you mean Washingtons? that was fine-tuning of grammar.. :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You know, I was looking in my wallet the other day and I realized, it's all about the Washington's baby. :p

    Nice! :D

    I'm working on a new one with sackagawea coins and an Indian Casino. It's not quite ready yet.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Did you sound like Sid James when you laughed?


    i hope not.. he died about 36 years ago
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    the use of the apostrophe at the end of Washington implies that it was his baby... so you mean Washingtons? that was fine-tuning of grammar.. :p

    Yeah I was like 'Washington's baby'? Is this like some patriotic Americanism?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    the use of the apostrophe at the end of Washington implies that it was his baby... so you mean Washingtons? that was fine-tuning of grammar.. :p
    Now THAT was comedy!!! I know how much you like the lols Dunk.
    So ROTFLMAO
    :)
    See? I am not offended by someone fine tuning a joke I stole from Mookie's repetoire. :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Now THAT was comedy!!! I know how much you like the lols Dunk.
    So ROTFLMAO
    :)
    See? I am not offended by someone fine tuning a joke I stole from Mookie's repetoire. :)

    I'm not offended either considering that sheep testicles are considered Haute Cuisine to those across the pond.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'm not offended either considering that sheep testicles are considered Haute Cuisine to those across the pond.

    mookie you can stop being so offensive, or get out of the thread :mad:

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'm not offended either considering that sheep testicles are considered Haute Cuisine to those across the pond.

    food insults from an inhabitant of the nation that invented 18foot wide crematoriums..
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    i hope not.. he died about 36 years ago
    Here's harmless laughing at my lame joke.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epJ2GZ0UWvw
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well you've obviously never fine-tuned your own.

    Give it a try, you might learn something. ;):D
    Feisty little bugger you are.
    It's that addictive cheese in your pizza.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Here's harmless laughing at my lame joke.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epJ2GZ0UWvw

    'Honestly, I don't know where to look.'

    'I do... AHAHA.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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