Okay. Men, why can't you pee straight into the toilet?

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    know1 wrote:
    I don't think it's sad. Maybe you're not comfortable with your masculinity. Or maybe you just don't care to be a disgusting pig who sprays urine everywhere.


    better than spraying up onto your arse :) lol

    like i said keep a swifter in the bathroom ..if u miss clean it up no biggie


    do u pee sitting down in a public toilet?

    i mean who cares if it splashes there but im curious
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    better than spraying up onto your arse :) lol

    like i said keep a swifter in the bathroom ..if u miss clean it up no biggie


    do u pee sitting down in a public toilet?

    i mean who cares if it splashes there but im curious

    It doesn't splash up - not one bit.

    Running a swiffer over it isn't really doing much. If that's your version of clean, I shudder to see the rest of the house.

    I usually do not pee sitting down in a public toilet, although I often use the stalls because I think the urinals often splash all over you as well. No real need to sit down there as there's usually piss all over the floor anyway.
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    know1 wrote:
    It doesn't splash up - not one bit.

    Running a swiffer over it isn't really doing much. If that's your version of clean, I shudder to see the rest of the house.

    I usually do not pee sitting down in a public toilet, although I often use the stalls because I think the urinals often splash all over you as well. No real need to sit down there as there's usually piss all over the floor anyway.


    dude my apt, is spotless lol

    swifter for the bathroom and kitchen floor thats it

    your're talking to someone who showers 3x per day .... u think i live dirty? lol

    and yes when their is piss all over the public stalls i aim away from the toilet ..might as well add to the mess ;)
  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    markymark550 wrote:
    I don't know about you other guys, but whenever I splash, miss, or whatever I chalk it up to 'marking my territory'.....



    and this is why my wife doesn't let me use the master bathroom...


    Smart lady!

    My husband does not use our master bathroom (big surprise). The bathroom he uses for showers/shave/shit is in the basement, a.k.a. "the man level".....you don't even want to know what that bathroom looks like within three days! :eek:
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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,223
    releaselauren wrote:
    Smart lady!

    My husband does not use our master bathroom (big surprise). The bathroom he uses for showers/shave/shit is in the basement, a.k.a. "the man level".....you don't even want to know what that bathroom looks like within three days! :eek:
    hahaha.....I can imagine

    and she does let me shower/shave/brush teeth in the master bathroom....just no dirtying up the toilet.....although, I do try to keep mine respectable
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    pjhawks wrote:
    I love when women complain about this - is it so hard to put it down yourself? and don't give me you fall into it - don't you look before you sit down?

    I do happen to see it sometimes but sometimes you are groggy and yeah you get a wetass. Damn chill...
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    This is why all homes should be built with urinals.
  • InHiding19
    InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
    yeah I think I speak for all guys here..........we love pissing anywhere, but the toilet

    I remember when I was at my buddy's house visiting (he was still living with his ma and pa) and I pissed all over his little brothers room in the middle of the night. Of course I had a excuse I was piss drunk. That made for a awkward morning.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Isn't pee sterile ?

    Just sit in it....no harm no foul


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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Isn't pee sterile ?

    Just sit in it....no harm no foul


    ;)

    ewww....
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  • writersu
    writersu Posts: 1,867
    I am not a man but I guess it is because that part is so damn wild it can't be held down...........


    (or so most men might think.........but to find one where that is true..........oh, well..........)
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    writersu wrote:
    I am not a man but I guess it is because that part is so damn wild it can't be held down...........


    (or so most men might think.........but to find one where that is true..........oh, well..........)
    It really depends. Less predictable than the weather. and more likely to bring unwanted showers.
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  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    I try to be considerate and lift up the lid and go as far as to always wipe the toilet off with kleenex.
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  • writersu
    writersu Posts: 1,867
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    It really depends. Less predictable than the weather. and more likely to bring unwanted showers.


    and I know you young guys do not have this issue but the funniest is the commercials for the meds for edd. They say, "call if you have reactions that last for more then 3 hours....."

    it's my bet that their woman would not be calling............
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    writersu wrote:
    and I know you young guys do not have this issue but the funniest is the commercials for the meds for edd. They say, "call if you have reactions that last for more then 3 hours....."

    it's my bet that their woman would not be calling............
    :D:D:D

    It's a bloody cheek really, phoning up and saying "these pills worked too well. I feel like I'm 20 again. I want my money back and a doctor's consultation".
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  • writersu
    writersu Posts: 1,867
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :D:D:D

    It's a bloody cheek really, phoning up and saying "these pills worked too well. I feel like I'm 20 again. I want my money back and a doctor's consultation".


    to which the doc would be a jealous a-hole and take him off the meds while he secretly took some to the hospital to try on the student nurses.
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  • failedpersephone
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    know1 wrote:
    I don't think it's sad. Maybe you're not comfortable with your masculinity. Or maybe you just don't care to be a disgusting pig who sprays urine everywhere.
    I am very comfy with my masculinity...I am also a woman.

    when a man sits to pee (unless he has some health reason for this) it is sad. they have to tuck their bubbie-gumpsie slightly under-in the bowl. Obviously it is hard from needing to pee - so this would prolly hurt (and not the pleasant kind of hard hurt) and then it sprays into the bowl kinda like a trickle (bent hose trickle...literally) and it seems to take them longer to achieve relief from pissing.

    so, I think that asking your mate/partner to sit to pee is a little sad...and i certainly think it sucks if mom's train their boys to pee this way.

    just stand, grab, aim, release...wiggle wiggle wiggle...shake shake, (if you are at home possibly wipe-pat) slide back and zip/button.

    don't forget to wash your hands, and drop the lid...oh, and if you see splatters...goddammit - use some toilet paper!

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  • brain of c
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    ever cleaned public restrooms? the womens is always the messy-est.

    is that a word?
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • Corduroyboy
    Corduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    You know, us guys have been geting knocked for not peeing in the toilet and not putting the seat down for a long time now.

    Well women, how about taking a road trip without needing to pee 45 freaking times along the way!! And get ready in 15 minutes too.

    You you do both of those and we'll think about keeping the toilet clean and putting the seat down.

    Deal?
  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I am very comfy with my masculinity...I am also a woman.

    when a man sits to pee (unless he has some health reason for this) it is sad. they have to tuck their bubbie-gumpsie slightly under-in the bowl. Obviously it is hard from needing to pee - so this would prolly hurt (and not the pleasant kind of hard hurt) and then it sprays into the bowl kinda like a trickle (bent hose trickle...literally) and it seems to take them longer to achieve relief from pissing.

    so, I think that asking your mate/partner to sit to pee is a little sad...and i certainly think it sucks if mom's train their boys to pee this way.

    just stand, grab, aim, release...wiggle wiggle wiggle...shake shake, (if you are at home possibly wipe-pat) slide back and zip/button.

    don't forget to wash your hands, and drop the lid...oh, and if you see splatters...goddammit - use some toilet paper!

    ;)

    I think this is all sound advice. If you are a guy, you just have learn to aim. I trained my boys to think of it as a kind of sport where you get points for accuracy. In fact, some company used to sell a little item called Whizzers. They were little paper punch outs shaped like battleships, planes, and other things. You drop one in the toilet, and you tell the kid aim for the battleship. If you sink it, you get bonus points. Great family fun! Get everybody in the bathroom cheering.
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