Master...

Strangest Tribe
Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Was anyone else here called Master when they were a little fella?

I used to have an aunt that always called me Master David when I was a tike.

What were the girls called?
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    We kind of outlawed that sometime around the civil war.
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  • xSmackSoundx
    xSmackSoundx Posts: 479
    Hahahahahhahahahahhaha
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    The bank called today to intimidate me over the state of my overdraft and the woman on the phone said "Ok Master Davidson, I will need to take the month and year of your date of birth as a security question" and I was already pissed off that it was the second time in 2 days I'd been pestered by them and really not in the fucking mood so I told her that my correct title was "Mr Davidson" and she got all apologetic and then made me feel bad about being a dick to her :o Still, wankers. Total wankers.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    My one Aunt used to write Master on my birthday cards when I was little

    She also used to tape 2 quarters to the inside of the card for my gift

    Cheap bitch
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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    My one Aunt used to write Master on my birthday cards when I was little

    She also used to tape 2 quarters to the inside of the card for my gift

    Cheap bitch

    We must have had the same aunt. I remember the taped coins inside birthday cards addressing me as master also.

    I was thrilled to get money in bday cards. I didn't get any green money though until I was 8. That means I'm old though... Not poor.
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  • xSmackSoundx
    xSmackSoundx Posts: 479
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    We must have had the same aunt. I remember the taped coins inside birthday cards addressing me as master also.

    I was thrilled to get money in bday cards. I didn't get any green money though until I was 8. That means I'm old though... Not poor.

    wait.... THAT MEANS YOU TWO MIGHT BE COUSINS!!!!! or... OMG BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    man, was i totally expecting something else from the title :o lol

    i was called all sorts of things as a little girl, cuqi was my favorite of my mom's, sounds like 'cookie'. and my dad would call me 'mi cielin', my little heaven :)

    unless i did something wrong, then they called me all sorts of shit haha

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