Pauly Shore

pirlo21
pirlo21 Posts: 534
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
Just wanted to know if my girlfriend and I are the only Pauly Shore fans in the world?!!!
I seriously don't know anybody else who likes his films!
Okay, I know he's made some crap, and hasn't really done much since his hayday, but 'California Man' and 'Son In Law' is classic cheesy comedy!

Anyone else????
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  • timroth
    timroth Posts: 215
    You are his only fan.
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,238
    bio dome is worth a few chuckles when your stoned
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I haven't heard about him in ages! :)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Are you, or is your girlfriend; in fact, Pauly Shore??




    because, um...no dude. the Weeeeeeeeasel is not funny.


    and he never was.









    nope. never was.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Are you, or is your girlfriend; in fact, Pauly Shore??




    because, um...no dude. the Weeeeeeeeasel is not funny.


    and he never was.









    nope. never was.



    Seriously, he really wasn't EVER funny!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • blondieblue227
    blondieblue227 Va, USA Posts: 4,509
    Encino Man ruled
    But that’s about it.
    *~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*

  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    That p.o.s. give stand up comics a bad name. His no talent ass getting to headline his mothers club. Write some jokes, have them be funny, and earn a spot you dick! Only wish "Paul Shore is dead" was a documentary, not a farce.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    That asshole is responsible for one of my most painful memories.

    for my birthday, my Uncle (who looks a little like a Mexifornian version of Clemensa from "the godfather") bought me this jacket with sweatshirt sleeves and hoodie and a flannel body (does anyone else remember those?? they were made popular by Joey from "Blossom" as a Sanitized Grunge) and my Uncle was trying to "rap" with me he must have watched Mtv as some sort of prep work or something (unless there was a handbook "reach a surly teenager in the 90's")

    because he said "yo! it's the WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAZE! happy birthday mija!! WEEEEEEEEEAAAZE!!!"

    and proceeded to yell "weaze" or "Weazel" like Pauly fucking Shore every time he addressed me. that and overuse of "yo!"

    I hate Pauly Shore.

    also, I have way too many pop culture references in this story...I do apologize for that.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • spicewalton
    spicewalton Posts: 41
    pirlo21 wrote:
    Just wanted to know if my girlfriend and I are the only Pauly Shore fans in the world?!!!
    I seriously don't know anybody else who likes his films!
    Okay, I know he's made some crap, and hasn't really done much since his hayday, but 'California Man' and 'Son In Law' is classic cheesy comedy!

    Anyone else????

    I love Pauly. Love most of his films, and have seen him do stand-up a few times. He's awesome. People who take life and themselves too seriously generally don't like Pauly, though. He's just good fun.
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    failedpersephone wrote:
    That asshole is responsible for one of my most painful memories.

    for my birthday, my Uncle (who looks a little like a Mexifornian version of Clemensa from "the godfather") bought me this jacket with sweatshirt sleeves and hoodie and a flannel body (does anyone else remember those?? they were made popular by Joey from "Blossom" as a Sanitized Grunge) and my Uncle was trying to "rap" with me he must have watched Mtv as some sort of prep work or something (unless there was a handbook "reach a surly teenager in the 90's")

    because he said "yo! it's the WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAZE! happy birthday mija!! WEEEEEEEEEAAAZE!!!"

    and proceeded to yell "weaze" or "Weazel" like Pauly fucking Shore every time he addressed me. that and overuse of "yo!"

    I hate Pauly Shore.

    also, I have way too many pop culture references in this story...I do apologize for that.

    This story scarred me, for Chrissakes.
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    I remember liking Son in Law. But yeah, his act got old real quick. It's probably funnier if you're stoned.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    That asshole is responsible for one of my most painful memories.

    for my birthday, my Uncle (who looks a little like a Mexifornian version of Clemensa from "the godfather") bought me this jacket with sweatshirt sleeves and hoodie and a flannel body (does anyone else remember those?? they were made popular by Joey from "Blossom" as a Sanitized Grunge) and my Uncle was trying to "rap" with me he must have watched Mtv as some sort of prep work or something (unless there was a handbook "reach a surly teenager in the 90's")

    because he said "yo! it's the WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAZE! happy birthday mija!! WEEEEEEEEEAAAZE!!!"

    and proceeded to yell "weaze" or "Weazel" like Pauly fucking Shore every time he addressed me. that and overuse of "yo!"

    I hate Pauly Shore.

    also, I have way too many pop culture references in this story...I do apologize for that.


    although i'm sure that is a tragic memory for you......that cracked me up...:D:D....as an uncle to a couple of teenagers i know not to try to connect like that.....why did he decide on pauly shore to try to be hip?.....that's just too funny....:D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    although i'm sure that is a tragic memory for you......that cracked me up...:D:D....as an uncle to a couple of teenagers i know not to try to connect like that.....why did he decide on pauly shore to try to be hip?.....that's just too funny....:D


    my uncle was about 65 at the time...I have NO idea why he picked Pauly Shore - except it was during that one summer where he was EVERYWHERE on Mtv.

    that same birthday he also played "air guitar" while going "meeeeeeow ow ow ow ow ow pa pa pa pa tak tak tak meeeeeeeeow ow ow!!!" and making really bad sex/lead guitar faces to GUNS & ROSES! followed with "aye, Mija that cabron is muy dope!"

    I was his favorite niece, so he was just trying to be cool but it was one of the worst things ever. I didnt want to hurt his feelings, and I really wanted him to just stop!

    Of course this is the same man who made me a michael jackson glitter glove when he bought me "thriller" (I think it was a regular glove with glitter glued on it...)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    son in law. awesome.
  • Tom K
    Tom K Posts: 842
    I think the scene in Bio Dome when Pauly and Stephen Baldwin are doing the safety dance is great..
    I'm gone ..Long gone..This time I'm letting go of it all...So long...Cause this time I'm gone
  • peacocoaNMO
    peacocoaNMO Posts: 99
    for the love of god i hope this thread is a joke. may god have mercy on all of your souls.
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    He's not as bad as Rob Schneider. Almost there though.
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • roar
    roar Posts: 1,116
    #1 Bio Dome
    #2 Son in Law
    #3 Jury Duty
    #4 Encino Man

    I liked 'em.
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    One trick pony. My wife loves him, which always makes me question the validity of our vows. I will have to say, in Son in Law, the scene where he gets hit in the face and is on the ground crying he says something like, "Why did you do that?" and that was pretty damn funny. However, it wasn't any of that Weasel shit.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • BlackPilate
    BlackPilate Posts: 14
    Heh heh heh...

    Last year I went out with this girl a couple times, thought she was awesome. Hilarious, really smart, beautiful, the whole deal. Too good to be true. When I got to her apartment, the first thing she shows me is her Pauly Shore collection! I'm talking every one: Jury Duty, Encino Man, Son In Law, Bio-Dome, P.S. is Dead, and In the Army Now was still in her freaking DVD player! She insisted on watching P.S. is Dead while my skin crawled for one and a half horrible hours. I went out with her once after that, but couldn't stop thinking about how much I hated Pauly Shore.

    That son of a bitch.
    "What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!"

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