Saw Artie lange at the Borgata on Saturday night.

acoustic guy
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Great show. The tickets fell on my lap on Saturday afternoon b/c my brother in law got sick and could not go so my buddy and i went.
tossed back three $8.00 Rum and Cokes right before the show. The host was funny, then the next two guys really bombed. Then....oh shit I forget his name came out and was funny. He is on Sirius a lot on the comedy channel.
Anyway while he was doing his jokes the security guards were bringing in Howard Stern, the place went nuts!! I guy on stage just sat there quiet while we all chanted Howard....Howard! He faced the crowd and raised he hands.
they tried to get him up on stage but he would not do it.
next Artie came and was funny. A lot of jokes abot Jersey, Football and Baseball, and about black people. I thought it was funny b/c usually black comedians always make fun of white people so it was a nice change LOL.
Then Artie brought Jeff the Drunk! What a mess, he almost fell on sage twice. he pulled his pants down to show his nasty ass! IEW!
Good Times! Drinking, hooting and hoolering!
tossed back three $8.00 Rum and Cokes right before the show. The host was funny, then the next two guys really bombed. Then....oh shit I forget his name came out and was funny. He is on Sirius a lot on the comedy channel.
Anyway while he was doing his jokes the security guards were bringing in Howard Stern, the place went nuts!! I guy on stage just sat there quiet while we all chanted Howard....Howard! He faced the crowd and raised he hands.
they tried to get him up on stage but he would not do it.
next Artie came and was funny. A lot of jokes abot Jersey, Football and Baseball, and about black people. I thought it was funny b/c usually black comedians always make fun of white people so it was a nice change LOL.
Then Artie brought Jeff the Drunk! What a mess, he almost fell on sage twice. he pulled his pants down to show his nasty ass! IEW!
Good Times! Drinking, hooting and hoolering!
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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Dude, I would have loved to been there. I love Howard Stern and I listen to him every morning on my drive to work! (this week dammit, he is on vacation):) Artie looks terrible doesn't he? I don't think Artie is funny in his stand-up routine, but on Howard he is hilarious!!
That must have been fun...And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."0 -
ya man that sounds like a great timeVan '98, Sea I+II '00, Sea '01, Sea II '02, Van '03, Gorge, Van, Cal, Edm '05, Bos I+II, Phi I+II, DC, SF II+III, Port, Gorge I+II '06, DC, NY I+II '08, Sea I+II, Van, Ridge , LA III+IV' 09, Indy '10, Cal, Van '11, Lond, Van, Sea '13, Memphis '14, RRHOF '17, Sea I+II '18, Van I+II, Vegas I+II, Sea I+II '240
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acoustic guy wrote:Great show. The tickets fell on my lap on Saturday afternoon b/c my brother in law got sick and could not go so my buddy and i went.
tossed back three $8.00 Rum and Cokes right before the show. The host was funny, then the next two guys really bombed. Then....oh shit I forget his name came out and was funny. He is on Sirius a lot on the comedy channel.
Anyway while he was doing his jokes the security guards were bringing in Howard Stern, the place went nuts!! I guy on stage just sat there quiet while we all chanted Howard....Howard! He faced the crowd and raised he hands.
they tried to get him up on stage but he would not do it.
next Artie came and was funny. A lot of jokes abot Jersey, Football and Baseball, and about black people. I thought it was funny b/c usually black comedians always make fun of white people so it was a nice change LOL.
Then Artie brought Jeff the Drunk! What a mess, he almost fell on sage twice. he pulled his pants down to show his nasty ass! IEW!
Good Times! Drinking, hooting and hoolering!
that sounds like it was an awesome time. i used to listen to howard every day when he was on commercial radio. my favorite and last memory of artie is listening to howard's last show on commercial radio, and it was 6 in the morning and he was drinking jack. that pretty much sums him up.
he was also really funny on entourage.0 -
in_hiding79 wrote:Dude, I would have loved to been there. I love Howard Stern and I listen to him every morning on my drive to work! (this week dammit, he is on vacation):) Artie looks terrible doesn't he? I don't think Artie is funny in his stand-up routine, but on Howard he is hilarious!!
That must have been fun...
Yea, not as funny as i thought it would have been but all the same it was cool. I had some good laughs.
He also showed a 4 minute video of him when he was on Comedy Central. He showed a clip where he was wacked out of his head on blow. He was playing a black mother. It was funny. His big line was "Don't make me put my foot up your ass"!Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.0 -
Artie is funny. but he is a mess and is either going to end up off the Stern Show (or dead) if he doesn't clean up.0
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did he sing "gimme the loot"?0
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NY PJ1 wrote:did he sing "gimme the loot"?
No, he did sing two songs but i forget what they were. i was fired up in more ways then one.Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.0 -
acoustic guy wrote:No, he did sing two songs but i forget what they were. i was fired up in more ways then one.
sweet lol0
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