~*~the 'are yoi drunk thread'*~*

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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    You're sweet :)

    It shouldn't be necessary though. What's to be sad about? Newcastle Brown Ale + music + a whole free weekend = goodness.
    Cool :cool: Mine goes Mark + wine + babysitters = :D:D:D
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Alright kids, it's time to break out the Magners.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Alright kids, it's time to break out the Magners.

    cheers! it's only noon out here james...but enjoy! :D
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    cutback wrote:
    cheers! it's only noon out here james...but enjoy! :D
    It's only 7pm here and I've not had dinner yet but fuck it, I'm thirsty and it has been a long week :D

    And thank you, I will :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Drinking at the office. Nothing better :D
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  • Bathgate66
    Bathgate66 Posts: 15,813
    how do i miss these late night drunk posting threads ? :confused:
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if i get drunk tonight i'm going to look at this thread title and think "yeah i am Dunk! "
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I'm just feeling tired rather than drunk :(
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I'm just feeling tired rather than drunk :(
    Experts recommend: keep on drinking.
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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I'm just feeling tired rather than drunk :(
    It's 'the wall' J. Keep going, you can do it :D
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I have 2 more of those giant bottles of Magners left but I just don't know if I'm in the mood :o

    What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.

    :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I have 2 more of those giant bottles of Magners left but I just don't know if I'm in the mood :o

    What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.

    :p


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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I have 2 more of those giant bottles of Magners left but I just don't know if I'm in the mood :o

    What the hell is WRONG with me?! This is not normal.

    :p


    technically Scotland has just dis-owned you because of this post.


    have a happy life in Englandville sucker!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    technically Scotland has just dis-owned you because of this post.


    have a happy life in Englandville sucker!!!
    Nah, it's ok Dunk, I kept drinking.

    It's all good.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Nah, it's ok Dunk, I kept drinking.

    It's all good.
    Not crying into your keyboard are you?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Not crying into your keyboard are you?


    he's scottish... why would he ruin a perfectly good keyboard?


    he should cry into a bowl of slugs... see if they shrivel and die and/or drown.

    cool!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Not crying into your keyboard are you?
    No, I'm just really fucking bored :(
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    And it's all for me grog,
    me jolly, jolly grog,
    it's all for me beer and tobacco

    for I spent all me tin
    wi' the lassies drinking gin,
    far across the western ocean
    I must wander
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent
    And I told the landlady me money was spent
    I asked her for credit, she answered me nay
    Such a customer as you I can have any day
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Last night as I slept
    I dreamt I met with Behan
    I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
    When questioned on his views
    On the crux of life's philosophies
    He had but these few clear and simple words to say:

    'I am going, I am going
    Any which way the wind may be blowing
    I am going, I am going
    Where streams of whiskey are flowing'
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"

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