~*~the 'are yoi drunk thread'*~*

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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm full of quotes today:

    Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.



    I swear I didn't just call Trixie fat. Dunk's post reminded me of this.
    That's what it reminded me of too, but I'm glad you said it instead of me.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm full of quotes today:

    Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.



    I swear I didn't just call Trixie fat. Dunk's post reminded me of this.
    Way to kick someone when they are down.
    You band stinks.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah, she did ok didnt she? it looks like she was typing using a mallet but i'm sure it all made sense at the time.

    too funny dunk!!! :D

    and yes, tracey, stay away from the egg nog today!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    And you didn't even answer your phone when I drunk-dialed you last night! shame on you. :p
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    AmentsChick wrote:
    And you didn't even answer your phone when I drunk-dialed you last night! shame on you. :p

    well that's what happens when your caller id says 'ac is kinky'
    I love to turn you on
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    well that's what happens when your caller id says 'ac is kinky'

    Hmm...it's always worked to my advantage before. :confused:
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Way to kick someone when they are down.
    You band stinks.
    :)

    We're going to set up our gear around your bed and serenade you with gentle and sweet lullabies until your headache goes away...
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    AmentsChick wrote:
    And you didn't even answer your phone when I drunk-dialed you last night! shame on you. :p
    You did?
    My ringer is probably off. I have to turn it off for school and always forget to turn it back on.
    You would NOT have wanted to talk to me last night.
    I was a mess. :)
    But I had a bunch of girlfriends over for a party so I wasn't alone. I mean, while I was drinking. Then they left. And this mess was written. :rolleyes:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You did?

    But I had a bunch of girlfriends over for a party so I wasn't alone.

    lingerie party? any details you'd like to share here? ;)
    I love to turn you on
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    lingerie party? any details you'd like to share here? ;)
    adult toys
    :cool:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    TrixieCat wrote:
    adult toys
    :cool:
    "pleasure party"! Those are fun!!! :D I had one a few years ago and a pastry-chef friend made weiner shaped cookies!!

    Also, check your voicemail.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    AmentsChick wrote:
    "pleasure party"! Those are fun!!! :D I had one a few years ago and a pastry-chef friend made weiner shaped cookies!!

    (where's lou's "Fun With Quotes" thread?)
    I love to turn you on
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Typical, the one night I didn't drink in the last week is the night you decide to make a drunken thread Trix :rolleyes: If I'd known I would have stayed up to contribute to the sadness-inducing message pit hugs :o

    Hope you aren't feeling too fragile today :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    adult toys
    :cool:


    You didn't purchase the new vibrator that also makes strong drinks and whispers sweet-nothings into your ear, did you?
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  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    TrixieCat wrote:
    adult toys
    :cool:

    oh, haha, i have one next week :D

    and btw, are we aloud to post in sober now in this only post when yoi are drunk thread?
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Linda wrote:
    oh, haha, i have one next week :D

    and btw, are we aloud to post in sober now in this only post when yoi are drunk thread?

    You start drinking right now!
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  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    eyedclaar wrote:
    You didn't purchase the new vibrator that also makes strong drinks and whispers sweet-nothings into your ear, did you?


    oh i will get me one of those!!!!
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    eyedclaar wrote:
    You start drinking right now!


    Steve!!!! gimme some egg nognsense!!!
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    You didn't purchase the new vibrator that also makes strong drinks and whispers sweet-nothings into your ear, did you?
    Listen, I am either still drunk or really confused but I remember her passing around a vibrator that had lights blinking and doing this and that.
    I mean, truly insane.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Listen, I am either still drunk or really confused but I remember her passing around a vibrator that had lights blinking and doing this and that.
    I mean, truly insane.


    Possibly doubles as a wand for traffic cops??? Or those guys who guide plane landings on aircraft carriers???
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