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  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons

    1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
    2. Because they really ARE pigeons
    3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
    4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
    5. They are really oversized quails!
    6. They are really baby ducks!!!
    7. they were on a strict diet
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • satans_bed
    satans_bed Posts: 430
    Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons

    1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
    2. Because they really ARE pigeons
    3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
    4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
    5. They are really oversized quails!
    6. They are really baby ducks!!!
    7. they were on a strict diet
    8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
    "i forgot the words...."
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Top 10 reasons why i'm/you're busting to wizz

    1. 2nd coffee... bad.. very bad
    2. from pics Pants posted in a Friday Funnies thread psssssssssssss
    3. You have a urinary tract infection :eek:/Ive just had a multivitamin, a mega B and lots of water after gym. - its a funny colour
    4. No toilet paper and hate using my hand ;)
    5. http://www.failblog.org
    6. paper towels work, but won't flush down toilet :eek:
    7. My bidet is broken and I don't want to wee without it
    8. 'cos i've already started lining up for Kings of Leon bitches
    9.Because I lost all my money and I don't have a pot to wizz in
    10. Because you have a weaker bladder than a pregnant woman
    or cos ur asleep and heaven forbid... wizzing might make it a wet dream...
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons

    1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
    2. Because they really ARE pigeons
    3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
    4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
    5. They are really oversized quails!
    6. They are really baby ducks!!!
    7. they were on a strict diet
    8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
    9. They are hoping didn't notice... evrything tastes like chicken...
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    vital5 wrote:
    or cos ur asleep and heaven forbid... wizzing might make it a wet dream...

    That may be true.....but since they don't even EXIST, it's not......
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    vital5 wrote:
    Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons

    1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
    2. Because they really ARE pigeons
    3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
    4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
    5. They are really oversized quails!
    6. They are really baby ducks!!!
    7. they were on a strict diet
    8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
    9. They are hoping didn't notice... evrything tastes like chicken...
    and # 10:

    ......Because the pigeons refused to cross the road....

    New one:

    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1080010/Call-centre-worker-caught-boss-posting-sickie-plan-Facebook.html
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Top ten sick call excuses:7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard

    I've used this one!!! As a joke obviously...
    I was dating my boss' son lol :D :eek:
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    I've used this one!!! As a joke obviously...
    I was dating my boss' son lol :D :eek:
    LMAO!!!!! That's gold!! :D
  • McCreadyFan
    McCreadyFan Posts: 35
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
    8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
    "I'm Still Alive!!"
  • Red_Dot
    Red_Dot Posts: 1,454
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
    8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
    9. I hurt my bladder rollerblading
    Take me for a ride before we leave...
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top ten sick call excuses:

    1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
    2. I'm dead
    3. I lost my keys {house and car}
    4. My foot is asleep
    5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
    6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
    7. I'm handcuffed to my headboard
    8. I have an erection that has lasted more than 4 hours
    9. I hurt my bladder rollerblading
    10. Maaaaatt Daaaamon *ala Team America*
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • McCreadyFan
    McCreadyFan Posts: 35
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet:

    1) Hockey playing bears
    "I'm Still Alive!!"
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Otto Mann Quotes

    1. I know, the radio will tune them out! Guuuhhh, disco. Easy listening?! Country Western?! World music?! Urban Smooth? Salsa Fusion?! [turns the radio off, looking depressed until the bus passes Metallica's broken down bus]
    Metallica! Am I on drugs?
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1) Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit ;)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top ten weirdest things you've seen on the internet

    1. Hockey playing bears
    2. Cocaine Nosejob's posts on the Message Pit
    3. Someone playing their guitar naked in concert {won't mention any names}:eek:
    4. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/horny.jpg well to each their own.. umm.. that's not mine

    ...maybe
    wah

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