Funny names

pjfan31
pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
With Nicole and Keith naming their daughter Sunday Rose (Sunday Roast) What are some funny names you have heard of?

My great Auntie had A Doctor called Dr. Death and my grandfather had a doctor called Dr goodenough.

There is a New Zealand footballer called Francis Meli (pronounced France is smelly)

Surely there are some good ones out there that we can have a chuckle at their expense....
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    pjfan31 wrote:
    With Nicole and Keith naming their daughter Sunday Rose (Sunday Roast) What are some funny names you have heard of?

    My great Auntie had A Doctor called Dr. Death and my grandfather had a doctor called Dr goodenough.

    There is a New Zealand footballer called Francis Meli (pronounced France is smelly)

    Surely there are some good ones out there that we can have a chuckle at their expense....
    Hahaha... never thought of the Sunday roast thing... although Sunday was born on a Monday apparently :D

    what about Shiloh Pitt (pile o'shit) :D

    I know a girl called Annette Curtain :D
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  • South of Seattle
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    My friends dad was named Richard Head :D

    I've worked with some funny ones over the years. Dick Burns, Anita Tooel, & Bob Boner.
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    knew a Richard Wiener in high school. he had a younger sister named Sandy.

    yes .... Sandy Wiener.
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  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    Im a technical advisor and some of the customer's names i and some of my other friends in similar job roles we have to deal with are pretty funny, or at least i think they are. (Hope none of the ones i list are anyone on here!)

    List of funny names ive come accross recently.

    Sarah Zahoor
    Ima Bint
    Veronica Doubledee
    Hadley Skudmore
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  • BlackCorduroy
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz
  • bee_boy
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    I once met a Dr. Dick Cocks...

    ...he is a gynecologyst.


    That's one doctor I'm not sending my wife to.
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    Engleburt Humpadink :)
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  • bee_boy
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    mole1985 wrote:
    Engleburt Humpadink :)

    That sounds like some character from the Harry Potter series... only kinkier.
  • jeffwmartin
    jeffwmartin Posts: 71
    There is/was a podiatrist in Nashville named Dr. Foote.
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    My husband had 2 students (sisters) named Sparkle and Special... I kid you not!!!
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  • Wobbie
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    stu gee wrote:
    Hadley Skudmore
    I thought that was a pretty typical Scottish (Scotch?) name. :p
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Cosmo
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    There is a dentist named Dr. Payne.
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  • pjfan31
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    There is a lady with the surname cockburn but she pronounces it Co-burn...

    And also when I worked in a super market, there was old lady that's name on her credit card was... Wait for it.... Mary Christmas...... No joke, what an unfortunate name to marry into if your name was Mary.
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  • Dylan Stone
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    My name is Linda and my sister was going to name my niece...who is my god daughter... Anna Melinda.

    aka Animal Linda

    She didn't see that that would not be like all super cool...."It doesn't sound like Animal Linda!!"

    :D

    She turned up Melissa Jayne after all. :)
  • Dylan Stone
    Dylan Stone Posts: 1,145
    I also know a guy named Sandy Butt.

    What the hell were his parents thinking... or smoking? :)
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    GTFLYGIRL wrote:
    My name is Linda and my sister was going to name my niece...who is my god daughter... Anna Melinda.

    aka Animal Linda

    She didn't see that that would not be like all super cool...."It doesn't sound like Animal Linda!!"

    :D

    She turned up Melissa Jayne after all. :)

    Haha, i like that one.

    My old man was at a conference, There was a lady speaking whose surname was boobie, and the lady after that's surname was titums. My Dad was giggling like a school girl. And he was the one of the hot shots at this conference. Not a good look for him.
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  • you are
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    jeffwmartin wrote:
    There is/was a podiatrist in Nashville named Dr. Foote.

    nashville? i'm in nashville. i think i've heard of this doctor.
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  • you are
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    when i worked at wal-mart, we had a Halloween contest of some kind. anyway the winner's last name was Please. so the announcement was very interesting....'Will Melissa Please, please come to the Garden Center....will Melissa Please, please come to the Garden Center....please.'

    i think the lady making the announcement was thrown by it so she kept making the silliest mistakes. :p
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