~*~the 'are yoi drunk thread'*~*

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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I thin k what makes me so sad is that I have met you and would really like a hug from you.
    I could never kick someone in the neck. :(
    awww well know that i'd give you a big one if i could....next tour, it's on! :)

    and sure you could kick someone in the neck, maybe a midget. by accident of course. unless they were acting stupid, in which case, whoops lol
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    awww well know that i'd give you a big one if i could....next tour, it's on! :)

    and sure you could kick someone in the neck, maybe a midget. by accident of course. unless they were acting stupid, in which case, whoops lol
    I am short...you could kick me
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I am short...you could kick me
    am i limited to the neck?
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    am i limited to the neck?

    I am "fixed" so give me your best shot
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • share
    share Posts: 551
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I am "fixed" so give me your best shot

    We may have to call the humane society then.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
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    I'm a number that doesn't count
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    the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    share wrote:
    We may have to call the humane society then.
    I dont pee on rugs........if requested
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • redmosquito10
    redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    yep i'm drunk, i just got home from jumnping into a freezing cold lake while it was snowing. good times
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    I am "fixed" so give me your best shot
    nah that's okay, i don't feel violent. just this second anyway :p
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    nah that's okay, i don't feel violent. just this second anyway :p
    virtual kicks dont really hurt anyway:)


    hank hill just got busy with his wife on a train
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i take it Trix passed out?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dunkman wrote:
    i take it Trix passed out?

    looks like she gave it a good run though
    I love to turn you on
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,656
    TrixieCat wrote:
    OK
    Only post if ou are drunk
    It doest matter if you are happy and you know it
    Or isf you are sad
    sorry kat if this is not approapriate
    i fallinto the sad categaory.


    wait a minute i missed this last night i was buzzed but not drunk look for me tonight i'm sure to be drunk :D .....wait another minute your drunk today :eek: ? i have to wait i'm home but i can't have the kids come off the bus and se me hugging the light post :eek: plus i have to do some work here ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :o

    hey love! today's a new day! :)
    I love to turn you on
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :o


    I take it that means you are ready for another round?
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    hey love! today's a new day! :)
    Hi.
    :)
    The mere thought of reading your eggnog thread is making my stomach feel funny.
    :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I take it that means you are ready for another round?
    no thank you
    :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    looks like she gave it a good run though

    yeah, she did ok didnt she? it looks like she was typing using a mallet but i'm sure it all made sense at the time.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah, she did ok didnt she? it looks like she was typing using a mallet but i'm sure it all made sense at the time.
    :D
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah, she did ok didnt she? it looks like she was typing using a mallet but i'm sure it all made sense at the time.


    I'm full of quotes today:

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    I swear I didn't just call Trixie fat. Dunk's post reminded me of this.
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