stubbing your toe = worst pain EVER

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  • igotid88
    igotid88 Posts: 28,681
    the thing I hate is you know it's coming and can't stop for some reason.
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  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    dude, nothing's worse than a shot to the balls.

    Agreed. Actually the two spinal taps I had were probably worse, but ball shots SUCK!!
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • PearlJamaholic
    PearlJamaholic Posts: 2,019
    stubbed my toe once so bad the nail fell off. i seriously thought i broke the toe for the first few days.
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  • Slip Kid
    Slip Kid Posts: 1,175
    hydrocephalus is pretty damn painful

    never wanna go through that pain again
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    curmudgeoness wrote:
    I assume you all are male?

    Trust me, except for the broken leg story, none of these incidents even comes close to giving birth. Trust me on this.

    Do you think you could go to a hospital and get an epidural for a stubbed toe? That would fix it.
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    A kick in the balls is worse.

    And my collar bone was partially dislocated once. That hurt. And I fell straight on my head once, on my neck too and twice on my back (from 6 feet high). All rather painful.
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  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    curmudgeoness wrote:
    I assume you all are male?

    Trust me, except for the broken leg story, none of these incidents even comes close to giving birth. Trust me on this.

    When I was 16 I worked in an office full of women over the summer holidays and they used to talk about all sorts - one woman very graphically described the pain of giving birth as like trying to shit a bowling ball! :eek: I'm so glad I'm a bloke!

    And yeah I would say a shot to the knackers is probably worse than stubbing your toe, the pain lingers for ages!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    anvil to the face... or the tip of a yacht right into your eyeball... or a paper cut to the willy helmet!!! :eek:

    seeing your girlfriend getting gently pummelled when you come home from work early one day... now thats real pain ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    curmudgeoness wrote:
    I assume you all are male?

    Trust me, except for the broken leg story, none of these incidents even comes close to giving birth. Trust me on this.


    kidney stones.

    worst pain i have ever been in.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    dunkman wrote:
    or a paper cut to the willy helmet!!! :eek:

    How on earth you would get one of those I don't know! So random you would probably deserve it.....but yeah, very ouchy!
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Stubbing your toe is very painfull but I don't think it equals to banging your elbow or knee.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Worst thing for me is when you bash your toe or elbow and people say 'oh, are you okay? are you okay'? It makes me feel more angry. You need that couple of minutes after to try not to cry and concentrate on ignoring the pain, not to talk about how you feel. :D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    facepollution wrote:
    How on earth you would get one of those I don't know! So random you would probably deserve it.....but yeah, very ouchy!


    i'm a male stripper and £10 notes cut like hell when stuffed into my leather pouch
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    I woke up to my daughter screaming one night (nightmare), and I kicked corner of the bed with my little toe. Once I resolved my daughters issue I realized I broke my little toe and it was bleeding. I just taped it to the other toe. I sucked real bad for a few days.

    I also tore the nail off my big toe after kicking something. that sucked as well
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  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    A hernia and the surgery in an area where I wish it never never happened.
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  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    A few months back I kicked the coffee table, my pinky toe was pointing straight out to the side and then I jammed it back in place. The entire top and side of my foot turned black and blue....I've stubbed my toe before but never like that!
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    i dont what it is about em, they hurt like a MOFO.

    Yesterday, I had -321 degree liquid nitrogen applied to the side of my temple. THAT hurt like a MOFO!! Still have a headache, today.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm a male stripper and £10 notes cut like hell when stuffed into my leather pouch

    How about a cold, one pence coin? :p
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    imalive wrote:
    Yesterday, I had -321 degree liquid nitrogen applied to the side of my temple. THAT hurt like a MOFO!! Still have a headache, today.
    why??? on purpose?

    I got hit in the side of the head with a freaking baseball earlier this year. Took over 2 months to not hurt when I yawned!!

    i heard that it hurts to have your willy get caught in your zipper too!!! :eek:

    :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    Lizard wrote:
    why??? on purpose?

    They blasted away for, like, 15 seconds on a pre-cancer :eek: Living in Vegas for 30 years will do that to a person.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
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    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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