There's no fucking food for lunch

harmless_little_f***
harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Number 1 disadvantage of being stuck in the country in my parents' house... When there's no fucking food *anywhere* and everyone's out except for me, I'd better wait and put up with it til dinner :mad:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,361
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Number 1 disadvantage of being stuck in the country in my parents' house... When there's no fucking food *anywhere* and everyone's out except for me, I'd better wait and put up with it til dinner :mad:

    can't you just kill a chicken or something in the country ;)...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    josevolution wrote:
    can't you just kill a chicken or something in the country ;)...

    We've got blackbirds... and the house has a rifle above the fireplace... hmmmm
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • gabers
    gabers Posts: 2,787
    Solved your problems mate. :D

    http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/wildgamerecipes/black_bird_pie.htm
  • Slip Kid
    Slip Kid Posts: 1,175
    sounds like where I live..

    barely a damn thing to eat
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • stylo17
    stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    gabers wrote:
    Solved your problems mate. :D

    http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/wildgamerecipes/black_bird_pie.htm

    hot damn TWENTY-FIVE BIRDS? looks like SOMEONE has a lot of shooting to do :D
    6/11/08 WPB


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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    gabers wrote:
    Solved your problems mate. :D

    http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/wildgamerecipes/black_bird_pie.htm

    You can actually eat blackbirds? :eek:

    Damn.... Nah, I want me some EAGLE pie. Someone fix me up an eagle pie.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Number 1 disadvantage of being stuck in the country in my parents' house... When there's no fucking food *anywhere* and everyone's out except for me, I'd better wait and put up with it til dinner :mad:


    with a thread title such as this you should be eating fucking soap.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    with a thread title such as this you should be eating fucking soap.

    Yeah... I realised after I wrote it. Double it up with Helen's thread about genocide and we have a classic example of ironic black comedy... and by black I mean 'dark' not 'coloured'.... OH fuck.... anyone got a spade?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yeah... I realised after I wrote it. Double it up with Helen's thread about genocide and we have a classic example of ironic black comedy... and by black I mean 'dark' not 'coloured'.... OH fuck.... anyone got a spade?


    we stopped calling them 'spades' years ago buddy :o:o:o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    we stopped calling them 'spades' years ago buddy :o:o:o

    Well I suppose I deserve that.

    Crip rule number one: never make a joke about gardening or hard labour... you've never fucking done any. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • pjtaper
    pjtaper Posts: 3,020
    3 words: chips and dip!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    we stopped calling them 'spades' years ago buddy :o:o:o

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Thankyou for informing of a 1970's tidbit I had no idea about...

    Either it's a hilarious coincidence I used the word, or my subconscious makes good jokes. I prefer to think it's the latter. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    You can actually eat blackbirds? :eek:
    .

    sure, you can bake 4 and 20 of them in a pie.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    sure, you can bake 4 and 20 of them in a pie.

    Oh my.... what a dainty dish! :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • kenshunt
    kenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
    i just had 2 egg salad sandwiches for lunch :) yummy
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  • battan1120
    battan1120 Posts: 310
    I hear squirrel tastes like chicken.Seeing your in the country theres gotta be some type of firearms in the house let alone a shit load of squirrels outside.
    The bus came by and I got on!!!!!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    battan1120 wrote:
    I hear squirrel tastes like chicken.Seeing your in the country theres gotta be some type of firearms in the house let alone a shit load of squirrels outside.

    You should've seen a thread I started a few weeks back... I saw a Muntjack deer in the garden. MMmmmmm.... venison. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,975
    hmmm...they don't have these things called stores in the country? as in, why don't you go and buy some food for yourself instead of expecting your parents to supply/stock it for you in their home?


    just a thought.
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  • nowayimfaithfull
    nowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Number 1 disadvantage of being stuck in the country in my parents' house... When there's no fucking food *anywhere* and everyone's out except for me, I'd better wait and put up with it til dinner :mad:
    I just ate a big lunch, soup, salad pasta, cookies. AHHHHHHH
    BURPPPPPPPP
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    decides2dream wrote:
    hmmm...they don't have these things called stores in the country? as in, why don't you go and buy some food for yourself instead of expecting your parents to supply/stock it for you in their home?


    just a thought.

    I'm staying with my parents for a few weeks. If I was at my normal house I would have a regular routine of internet shopping. Being in a wheelchair, plastic bags are an unnecessary impracticality for me. And being here, there's no point in spending 10 pounds for a taxi into town and back again, just to buy lunch.

    Just a thought. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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