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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That would be funnier if you fine tuned it.
    Like this, for instance:

    I've got more gags then a bulimic after hitting the chinese buffet.
    Yes?? :p

    Sorry harmless. Couldn't resist.

    It's OK. But does that mean I have to agree with you? ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That would be funnier if you fine tuned it.
    Like this, for instance:

    I've got more gags then a bulimic after hitting the chinese buffet.
    Yes?? :p

    Sorry harmless. Couldn't resist.
    Dammit Dunk, comedy tips from a girl ! What's the world come to?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That would be funnier if you fine tuned it.
    Like this, for instance:

    I've got more gags then a bulimic after hitting the chinese buffet.
    Yes?? :p

    Sorry harmless. Couldn't resist.


    never ever fine tune one of my jokes again. ;)

    you need kidnapped in there as kidnapped people are normally gagged... then murdered... but a gag is used somewhere in the process.. then murder
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    We use lbs and gallons too! You should see us trying to see how many cups fit into a litre! lol
    So ridiculous.
    Same here, we're screwed up over it, stones, lbs, feet & inches, metres, litres, gallons!
    I've no idea if I'm tall or short, heavy or light.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    We use lbs and gallons too! You should see us trying to see how many cups fit into a litre! lol
    So ridiculous.


    two shapely 36DD cups can produce a litre... ohhh yeah!!!!!!


    and the night, just like Michael Jacksons newest victim... is still young
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    never ever fine tune one of my jokes again. ;)

    you need kidnapped in there as kidnapped people are normally gagged... then murdered... but a gag is used somewhere in the process.. then murder
    But the bulimic would only have one gag on, yes?
    Ok, how about this:

    I have more gags than a kidnapped camp full of bulimics????
    Comedic gold.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    never ever fine tune one of my jokes again. ;)

    you need kidnapped in there as kidnapped people are normally gagged... then murdered... but a gag is used somewhere in the process.. then murder

    And I also didn't like the gerund she used.. 'after hitting'... I felt it was too clunky.. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:

    and the night, just like Michael Jacksons newest victim... is still young

    and not quite dark.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    Same here, we're screwed up over it, stones, lbs, feet & inches, metres, litres, gallons!
    I've no idea if I'm tall or short, heavy or light.
    lol! :)
    You are also middle aged according to the Bible, right?

    The stones thing kills me.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    never ever fine tune one of my jokes again. ;)

    you need kidnapped in there as kidnapped people are normally gagged... then murdered... but a gag is used somewhere in the process.. then murder
    I get it now, double meaning of 'gags', yes...haha.
    Dunk, there's more gags in your posts than in an kidnappers tool box.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    TrixieCat wrote:
    But the bulimic would only have one gag on, yes?
    Ok, how about this:

    I have more gags than a kidnapped camp full of bulimics????
    Comedic gold.
    :)

    Ooh ooh ooh ooh

    More gags than a roomfull of bulimic hostages!

    There you go... I don't charge.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    lol! :)
    You are also middle aged according to the Bible, right?

    The stones thing kills me.
    God bless you my child.
    A stone= 14 lb. Got it?
    How about a furlong..? heard of that?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    But the bulimic would only have one gag on, yes?
    Ok, how about this:

    I have more gags than a kidnapped camp full of bulimics????
    Comedic gold.
    :)


    my medium is fast paced verbal attacks... you've taken 20 minutes to fine-tune my joke... but yes its a good joke :D:)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    God bless you my child.
    A stone= 14 lb. Got it?
    How about a furlong..? heard of that?
    :o
    I am going to be honest and say maybe?? :)

    Harmless...that was funny!
    And jamie, your toolbox one was good, but needs some fine tuning.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Ooh ooh ooh ooh

    More gags than a roomfull of bulimic hostages!

    There you go... I don't charge.


    thank fuck!!! it was my joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :( :( :(



    :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    my medium is fast paced gag attacks

    That's what the kidnapper said.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    but needs some fine tuning.

    Trixie, the new Jiffy Lube of comedy! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    only harmless can get a thread about drinking going on for over 1300 replies.

    congrats you drunk.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    my medium is fast paced verbal attacks... you've taken 20 minutes to fine-tune my joke... but yes its a good joke :D:)


    Haven't you heard the saying "a good joke is like a harp..it takes twenty minutes to fine tune" ?
    Hilarious, gets me every time.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    thank fuck!!! it was my joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :( :( :(



    :D

    Yeah... you still own the copyright, I just fine-tuned it a little.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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