I'm thinking about buying a cannon

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    Dunk: oh ring a ring a roses is about the plague and Black Death

    Harmless: oh thats hilarious, you're such a wit Dunk

    Dunk: ehhh its actually a truism.. i was just saying

    Harmless: erm, yeah ... juxtaposition baby... thats where i'm at!!

    Shush or I'll juxtapose the titanium of my chair frame with the skin of your face. :D

    Edit: Btw, another man who's keen on juxtaposition. Bill Bailey. 'Chaucer's Pubbe Cagge'?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Shush or I'll juxtapose the titanium of my chair frame with the skin of your face.


    :D


    honestly i bet you could buy a cannon though... on ebay or something.. have you looked?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    yes I knew it was true. that is why I thought it was funny...because it was the truth.

    wait...are you...callin' me a ...stupid american???

    (meh, weak attempt at picking a fight, don' mind me dunkie)

    you are anything but stupid.. horny yes.. stupid no.

    please dont pick a fight... me in a loving jolly mood.. i love my PJ buddies :)



    disclaimer: this will all be blamed on booze tomorrow... i hate everyone :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    :D


    honestly i bet you could buy a cannon though... on ebay or something.. have you looked?

    Hmmm... no I haven't... but strangely, this is the first time in this thread I've entertained the thought maybe I'll buy a cannon...... watch this space.....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    you are anything but stupid.. horny yes.. stupid no.

    please dont pick a fight... me in a loving jolly mood.. i love my PJ buddies :)



    disclaimer: this will all be blamed on booze tomorrow... i hate everyone :)

    Awwwww I WUV you Dunky poos...... now come here and let me tickle your feet.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Awwwww I WUV you Dunky poos...... now come here and let me tickle your feet.
    :rolleyes:




    Get a room :D:p
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :rolleyes:




    Get a room :D:p

    :)

    :confused:

    OK... something's gone wrong here somewhere...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Awwwww I WUV you Dunky poos...... now come here and let me tickle your feet.
    I'M homoerotic??? :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I'M homoerotic!!!!! :D

    I know you are but what am I?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :rolleyes:




    Get a room :D:p


    nah nah de nah nah


    jealousy will get you nowhere... except prison for stabbing a love rival in the pancreas with a sharpened cannon*






    * use of cannon to keep thread integrity there K_at :);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I know you are but what am I?


    homeopathic ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I know you are but what am I?
    Worst quote hijacking ever dude :p

    but to answer your question, you are one of these: http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/70/22197088.jpg

    :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    dunkman wrote:
    nah nah de nah nah


    jealousy will get you nowhere... except prison for stabbing a love rival in the pancreas with a sharpened cannon*






    * use of cannon to keep thread integrity there K_at :);)

    I'm not aiming for the pancreas sweetie..... ;)

    *slaps Dunk in face and minces off*
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    nah nah de nah nah


    jealousy will get you nowhere... except prison for stabbing a love rival in the pancreas with a sharpened cannon*






    * use of cannon to keep thread integrity there K_at :);)

    You're so drunk you've used two asterisks, one for a full-stop and the other for a capital letter. Get out of my sight.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    I'm not aiming for the pancreas sweetie..... ;)

    *slaps Dunk in face and minces off*

    Wow.. quite the aggressor there aren't ya...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Worst quote hijacking ever dude :p

    but to answer your question, you are one of these: http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/88/70/22197088.jpg

    :)

    A very small rodent about *yay* size?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    A very small rodent about *yay* size?
    Affirmative.


    (I was going for loser actually but both work ;))
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Affirmative.


    (I was going for loser actually but both work ;))

    Can I be a mole rat? Mole rats are cool.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    You're so drunk you've used two asterisks, one for a full-stop and the other for a capital letter. Get out of my sight.


    back in the day when you used to drink 3 cans of strongbow through a syringe did i make fun of you?

    yes i probably did.. but thats besides the point.

    Cannon by White Stripes
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1wphZf0E0
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    urbanhippie wrote:
    I'm not aiming for the pancreas sweetie..... ;)

    *slaps Dunk in face and minces off*


    minces off? sounds like Heneiken Helens fridge ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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