I'm thinking about buying a cannon

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Humpty Dumpty was a cannon used to defend St Mary's at the Wall, a Cavalier stronghold, from the Roundhead siege of Colchester. The Roundheads blasted the Wall sometime in July 1648, and the cannon fell. All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put humpty together again.


    i dunno why they are laughing at your post Lord Finschester... this is actually true folks.. :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Vedderlution_Baby! wrote:
    aaaaahhhhhh, i see it. Well, dunkman is back to sucking.


    i dont care if its the 19th joke on this thread about cannons... i think you'll find mines to be both the crudest and most hyperbolic

    ergo.. i rock :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i dunno why they are laughing at your post Lord Finschester... this is actually true folks.. :)

    I liked his juxtaposition of factual war history with the quaint nostalgia of nursery rhymes. It was highly amusing.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    dunkman wrote:
    i dont care if its the 19th joke on this thread about cannons... i think you'll find mines to be both the crudest and most hyperbolic

    ergo.. i rock :)
    :rolleyes:



    And mines just damn funny...... ;):D:p
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Yeah. It sounds like some kind of gay, sadomasochist thing, Jamie.

    (I wish I never wrote that). :D
    How can a post with the truncated form of motherfucker "mo'fucka" EVER be considered gay? :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    How can a post with the truncated form of motherfucker "mo'fucka" EVER be considered gay? :D

    Dude... you sayin' that a pimp daddy mo'fuckin playa wi' a bad ass ride can't be gay? Yo' betta check yo'self.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    i dunno why they are laughing at your post Lord Finschester... this is actually true folks.. :)
    yes I knew it was true. that is why I thought it was funny...because it was the truth.

    wait...are you...callin' me a ...stupid american???

    (meh, weak attempt at picking a fight, don' mind me dunkie)
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I liked his juxtaposition of factual war history with the quaint nostalgia of nursery rhymes. It was highly amusing.

    See. This is why it WASN'T funny!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :rolleyes:



    And mines just damn funny...... ;):D:p

    oh it was... even if oft used ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    yes I knew it was true. that is why I thought it was funny...because it was the truth.

    wait...are you...callin' me a ...stupid american???

    (meh, weak attempt at picking a fight, don' mind me dunkie)

    Don't bother picking a fight with Dunk verbally. Just go straight in and pistol whip him.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    yes I knew it was true. that is why I thought it was funny...because it was the truth.

    wait...are you...callin' me a ...stupid american???

    (meh, weak attempt at picking a fight, don' mind me dunkie)

    He can't hate americans too much, after all:

    WE LOVE SOME DUNK!!!
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    See. This is why it WASN'T funny!

    Yes because you're the voice of authority on all things very, very funny. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yes because you're the voice of authority on all things very, very funny. ;)

    Yes. FACT. ;)

    :)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    oh it was...

    Dunk that was very nice of you. Have you been drinking?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I liked his juxtaposition of factual war history with the quaint nostalgia of nursery rhymes. It was highly amusing.


    Dunk: oh ring a ring a roses is about the plague and Black Death

    Harmless: oh thats hilarious, you're such a wit Dunk

    Dunk: ehhh its actually a truism.. i was just saying

    Harmless: erm, yeah ... juxtaposition baby... thats where i'm at!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Dude... you sayin' that a pimp daddy mo'fuckin playa wi' a bad ass ride can't be gay? Yo' betta check yo'self.
    Sure they can, but the word itself is atypical of the general howitzer-owning pimp's street patois.

    In my experience.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    He can't hate americans too much, after all:

    WE LOVE SOME DUNK!!!


    the second image in that logo is me trying to get out of a rather large cocktail glass.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Sure they can, but the word itself is atypical of the general howitzer-owning pimp's street patois.

    In my experience.

    Do you have a lot of experience of the general howitzer wotsit?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Dunk that was very nice of you. Have you been drinking?


    you blackguard.. i demand cannons at dawn for such a scurrilous accusation


    yes, but not too much.. couple 'o pints my dear
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Do you have a lot of experience of the general howitzer wotsit?
    Some. not a lot.

    Enough.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"

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