OK so why the fuck can't people be who they say they are?

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Why don't you just get pissed, take a long weekend, shout at us for a few days and then pull yourself together and go back on Monday?

    If you bottle things up, you'll end up like someone else I know.

    Trouble is I'm running projects for homeless people... I have a responsibility to deliver them so I can't just take random days off... I need to be there; it's about their support. If it was just an office job for the Man, I'd be doing that in a hearbeat.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Trouble is I'm running projects for homeless people... I have a responsibility to deliver them so I can't just take random days off... I need to be there; it's about their support. If it was just an office job for the Man, I'd be doing that in a hearbeat.


    sometimes you have to look after no.1 ... and then when you've tucked me in and made me cocoa its time to look after no2... and if that involves a day of to mope around and feel shitty.. .then do it!!!!!

    the homeless will understand amigo... actually they wont they're all drunk off their heads and refusing handsome scotsmen's cold chips from Burger King...

    so, to summarise... my feet are getting cold
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    sometimes you have to look after no.1 ... and then when you've tucked me in and made me cocoa its time to look after no2... and if that involves a day of to mope around and feel shitty.. .then do it!!!!!

    the homeless will understand amigo... actually they wont they're all drunk off their heads and refusing handsome scotsmen's cold chips from Burger King...

    so, to summarise... my feet are getting cold

    I'm off on holiday after Monday so I'll muddle through til then...

    Hey Dunk, you doing OK?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited October 2023
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    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    tish wrote:
    I think it's great of you to help others. Paradoxically, it helps you by taking your mind off self. So enjoy your rewarding work with the homeless. And thank-you, btw.

    I'm sorry your girl ran off with your friend. Personally, I can relate to this, because it can be difficult to follow your heart, especially when that hurts others. Tough luck, learning not to trust your old pals words.

    Hope your vacation is relaxing and you catch up on some of those chores!

    Thanks tish its much appreciated :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Corso
    Corso so poor I can't afford to comment on the PJ forum Posts: 201
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    My ex wife is now with another guy - one of my friends, as it happens. I've said 'Fuck it, you know, he's a good guy, he'll make you happier than I was ever going to.' i.e. I've given them my blessing. You've got to understand that I was so fucking fed up of trying to make someone so high maitenance and full of baggage, happy. So I just told my friend it's not worth losing his friendship over, as well as my wife.

    So after weeks and weeks of him and her giving me 'space' (translated as not contactiing me) my friend says hey, we need to clear the air. You need your computer looked at. What time can you get in from work and I'll come over, look at it, hang out. I had the impression he was bringing her with him... whatever. I said if you're still here at 6, we'll hang out.

    Just got home. Looking forward to seeing my friend, I don't hold grudges. Looked around. They've both been here, it's obvious. They've turned all the lights off that I'd left on. They've taken one of the double beds, the old computer (not that I mind - I'm on a laptop) and fucked off. And they've left the house an even bigger shit hole than it was in the first place with my atrocious housekeeping skills.

    Why the fuck are people NEVER who they claim to be? Friends? Life-long soulmates? Any fucking thing?

    Just someone give me some fucking honesty..... Why is there no honesty in this world.
    Welcome to the cruel world. I can't answer that myself. But I can say this from experience.
    Run and don't look back, forgive yourself for not leaving sooner, focus on your life for a couple years, patience, go on dates, meet new friends, you are your own best friend, drink, and listen to PJ....oh and f'em both.
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    cheer up, mate.
    remember: life's a bitch, then you die.
    i'll race you to the finish!
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    brain of c wrote:
    cheer up, mate.
    remember: life's a bitch, then you die.
    i'll race you to the finish!

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Luke....I am your father....

    That was the truth.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Corso wrote:
    Welcome to the cruel world. I can't answer that myself. But I can say this from experience.
    Run and don't look back, forgive yourself for not leaving sooner, focus on your life for a couple years, patience, go on dates, meet new friends, you are your own best friend, drink, and listen to PJ....oh and f'em both.


    Yeah well I've startedd on that roadx.... tha nks :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    As usual I came...late. ;)

    okay first of all from my reading the previous posts, I have to add - you don't want the old double bed...it has a bad goo all over it! get a new one! goo-less. ;)

    second, if the old computer is part of the cost you had to pay to get that douchebag who is with your old hag out of your life too - then so be it.

    it was a heavy price, but nothing hurts worse than false friends...
    as for your ex...I am hoping rather actively, in fact that she begins to get assboils...something that shows in a physical manifestation what kind of person she really is.

    nothin' shows that better than boils all over a person's ass crack...go on...visualize it...it will make you feel better. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    See post above about work tomorrow.. Friday night is my night. And I'll try and write a fucking funny nonsense thread to carry me through the drink without me breaking something.
    Mark, I look forward to this thread :) any time you need a PM rant in the meantime, you got a good few people in this thread that you can aim one at.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Mark, I look forward to this thread :) any time you need a PM rant in the meantime, you got a good few people in this thread that you can aim one at.


    Thanks!

    All of you...


    You're all fucking awesome
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    As usual I came...late. ;)

    okay first of all from my reading the previous posts, I have to add - you don't want the old double bed...it has a bad goo all over it! get a new one! goo-less. ;)

    second, if the old computer is part of the cost you had to pay to get that douchebag who is with your old hag out of your life too - then so be it.

    it was a heavy price, but nothing hurts worse than false friends...
    as for your ex...I am hoping rather actively, in fact that she begins to get assboils...something that shows in a physical manifestation what kind of person she really is.

    nothin' shows that better than boils all over a person's ass crack...go on...visualize it...it will make you feel better. ;)


    if failedpersephone lived in Scotland then i do belive she's be in hiding from me right about now... i love her posts, so truthful yet so full of filthy stuff... she makes things twitch :)


    HLF!!! you are much better off without her.. i know this because when we met in February she didnt even smirk at my cocktail joke... i've therefore evaporated her from all existence... a bit like... ohhhhh Mick Hucknall
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Thanks tish its much appreciated :)

    But of course, that's what friends are for. I hope we get to dance.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    tish wrote:
    But of course, that's what friends are for. I hope we get to dance.

    You can count oin it,..if we ever meeet.. you'll get the first
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    failedpersephone wrote:
    As usual I came...late. ;)

    nothin' shows that better than boils all over a person's ass crack...go on...visualize it...it will make you feel better. ;)

    (It's not a boil, it's a skin tag.)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Thanks!

    All of you...


    You're all fucking awesome
    I mean it though! don't you go wussing out on me. I want rants if you got rants dammit! :D

    Course, the priviledge will have to be returned if I need it ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    tish wrote:
    (It's not a boil, it's a skin tag.)

    now i feel better. i thought i grew a tail.
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • Pegasus
    Pegasus Posts: 3,754
    decides2dream wrote:
    WOW. :(
    that is beyond sad. you're the bigger/better person harmless. i am continually amazed by ex-wife/husband stories. i cannot imagine loving someone enough to MARRY them, and then treating them so horrifically if the marriage doesn't work.
    yeah..I always wonder too.

    that was a really shitty thing to do to you Mark!
    ..pretend to come visit only to sneakily take off with stuff (even if it's hers, it's the way it's done! when I split with a long time partner, I warned I was coming to pick stuff, and left him the choice of being there or not).
    I mean you were a sport when you had the right to get pissed off at her 'getting over you' so quickly, with a friend to boot, and that's how they pay you back?
    cowards

    fuck, I hate hypocrites! I don't hold grudges, can have arguments, even exchange insults and then forget about it..but someone stabs me in the back..they're history!

    I'm really pissed off for you now! :mad:

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