OK so why the fuck can't people be who they say they are?

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  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No.. sorry, I don't. I really don't. Not at the moment. The only people I trust are people who'll just stay away and not tell me a fucking thing about themselves. Then we've got something to work with. We're both oblivious and we can get on with it. That's how relationships work isn't it.

    fine.

    but I fecking know it and I will hold on to that piece of info for you for as long as it takes for you to realise it too.

    there.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    looks like someone is gettin hammered tonight :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Rygar wrote:
    Not if you stay indoors.
    Get that Strongbow cracked yet?
    :D damn near everyone of your posts in this thread has mentioned strongbow :p

    dirty drink to be honest. there are better ciders
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    eMMI wrote:
    fine.

    but I fecking know it and I will hold on to that piece of info for you for as long as it takes for you to realise it too.

    there.

    OK..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What, and some of the more refined and discerning families in the country are going to eat me for Christmas?

    Wow! I like the way you managed to bring Christmas into this thread! That's super clever!
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    OK so what, just because I make a generalised comment about the human race, you're offended? Why?

    damn, I'm not offended.

    make all the comments you want, I can't blame you, you've got every right..

    that post of mine was lacking a smiley..

    ok I don't know what I'm trying to say anymore.

    point is, I don't think every human being is a lying piece of shite and I suppose you don't normally either.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    looks like someone is gettin hammered tonight :D

    I dunno... got a big day at work tomorrow. Not that I know why I'm even going right now. When this first happened my boss was all like 'I'm really sorry, take it at your pace... you know, if you need a bit of time for yourself - bla bla bla.'

    And now, 'targets aren't being met.' 'You're lacking focus.' 'We understand - really, we do - but things have to get done.'

    Everyone changes their tune to suit the music in their own ears.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :D damn near everyone of your posts in this thread has mentioned strongbow :p

    dirty drink to be honest. there are better ciders
    I only mention it cause I know there's one left in his fridge.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    eMMI wrote:
    damn, I'm not offended.

    make all the comments you want, I can't blame you, you've got every right..

    that post of mine was lacking a smiley..

    ok I don't know what I'm trying to say anymore.

    point is, I don't think every human being is a lying piece of shite and I suppose you don't normally either.

    I misunderstood your comment. I apologise. I thought by 'piece of information' you meant me not trusting anyone. As in 'I will hold it against you'...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I misunderstood your comment. I apologise. I thought by 'piece of information' you meant me not trusting anyone.

    dayum. I see.

    no worries. :)
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    eMMI wrote:
    ok I don't know what I'm trying to say anymore.

    point is, I don't think every human being is a lying piece of shite and I suppose you don't normally either.

    I agree with you eMMI. At the risk of making Mark angry with me, we all know he's one in a million and that he'll win because he won't be defeated in the long run.

    *Edit* I need to type quicker! :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Rygar wrote:
    I only mention it cause I know there's one left in his fridge.

    I drank it the other night. On its own. Which is good because if I'd left it tonight I'd have gone and bought 12 more.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I don't know what to do. I really want to be more depressed at the moment than my life is letting me be...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    I have a 10 incher, and I don't fucking lie about nothing..and yeah, I pretty much would have fucking killed that friend of yours...what a motherfucker..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I agree with you eMMI. At the risk of making Mark angry with me, we all know he's one in a million and that he'll win because he won't be defeated in the long run.

    *Edit* I need to type quicker! :D


    :)

    we all need to type quicker from time to time. :D
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I drank it the other night. On its own. Which is good because if I'd left it tonight I'd have gone and bought 12 more.
    Damn!
    Maybe you should go get 12 more anyway.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Rygar wrote:
    Damn!
    Maybe you should go get 12 more anyway.

    See post above about work tomorrow.. Friday night is my night. And I'll try and write a fucking funny nonsense thread to carry me through the drink without me breaking something.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    See post above about work tomorrow.. Friday night is my night. And I'll try and write a fucking funny nonsense thread to carry me through the drink without me breaking something.

    Well you'll be on long before me, but I'll be sure to pipe in with humorous words like woozle wuzzle, and Yugoslavia, from time to time.
    Good luck man, don't let 'em bring you down!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Rygar wrote:
    Well you'll be on long before me, but I'll be sure to pipe in with humorous words like woozle wuzzle, and Yugoslavia, from time to time.
    Good luck man, don't let 'em bring you down!

    I dunno, judging by my week I'll still be on at 3 in the morning so by all means join me whenever you get there..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I dunno, judging by my week I'll still be on at 3 in the morning so by all means join me whenever you get there..

    Why don't you just get pissed, take a long weekend, shout at us for a few days and then pull yourself together and go back on Monday?

    If you bottle things up, you'll end up like someone else I know.

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