Okay. Men, why can't you pee straight into the toilet?

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    catefrances wrote:
    well jason... why dont you be a man, sit down do a pee and then let us all know how it went. :p:D


    2 problems

    1) it would be totally impossible for me to make it happen
    im not a small guy ( i mean body size lol )
    so the angles and shit would be all messed up

    2) i know pee splashes in the water..its a fact
    and i dont want pee all over my bum

    sooooooo i will pass ;)
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    2 problems

    1) it would be totally impossible for me to make it happen
    im not a small guy ( i mean body size lol )
    so the angles and shit would be all messed up

    2) i know pee splashes in the water..its a fact
    and i dont want pee all over my bum

    sooooooo i will pass ;)

    You've never peed sitting on a toilet? What do you do when you're going #2? Hold it and then stand up??!!
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  • pearljamgirl07
    pearljamgirl07 Posts: 792
    releaselauren wrote:
    Seriously.

    I live with three penises (attached to bodies, of course), aged 38, 9, and 6 years old. The toilet they use the most is the "powder room" (sorry Brits, I know you must call it something else) near the kitchen. I find myself cleaning this room at least three times a day due to errant pissing.

    I asked my husband, "what is the deal with peeing all over the toilet?" and he honestly replied, "well, it hangs to the left so I can't always aim it in the toilet" to which I replied, "why can't you stand 2-4 degrees to the right to get the pee-stream in there if you know you pee to the left?". I mean, after 38 years of having a penis, I would think that he would have it down to science by now?

    I can forgive my young sons to a certain point....but they will have to learn how to clean or how to pee.....or both. ;)


    so, men...what is the deal? What is up with pissing all over the place and why the hell don't you clean up the splash factor...or are you a considerate pisser?

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    know1 wrote:
    You've never peed sitting on a toilet? What do you do when you're going #2? Hold it and then stand up??!!


    i pee b4 i sit down lol,, pretty simple

    and if i had to go that bad i would hold it and stand up
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    This should help improve your aim!!!
    http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/u/urinal.htm
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This should help improve your aim!!!
    http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/u/urinal.htm


    thats an awesome idea
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Lol, a fly? Urinals suck in my opinion. I don't like standing so close to someone urinating, I usually can't do it, lol. Besides you got all the weird types, the kind that moan like they are getting their heart ripped out, or the kind that have to rest their hands up against the wall because they are getting a cramp or whatever, lol.

    I had an awkward scenario once, lol, there were three urinals and all were taken except the middle so i stepped up to the plate. Buuut, I couldn't go. [I hate public bathrooms] Eventually the guy to my right left, and I proceeded to just take one step over while still up to bat. I forgot about the guy on my left who just gave me a funny look. :D

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  • xkevvx
    xkevvx Posts: 348
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    If you had wings and knew how to fly would you want to walk around everywhere? :D:p

    Holy crap, this cracked me up!
  • xkevvx
    xkevvx Posts: 348
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    Lol, a fly? Urinals suck in my opinion. I don't like standing so close to someone urinating, I usually can't do it, lol. Besides you got all the weird types, the kind that moan like they are getting their heart ripped out, or the kind that have to rest their hands up against the wall because they are getting a cramp or whatever, lol.

    What I hate is when a dude next to me whips it out and puts his hands on his hips and leans back and just lets it hang there. Even though I'm not looking...I have excellent peripheral vision...so I still kinda see weiner. Why can't urinals just have dividers?
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    xkevvx wrote:
    What I hate is when a dude next to me whips it out and puts his hands on his hips and leans back and just lets it hang there. Even though I'm not looking...I have excellent peripheral vision...so I still kinda see weiner. Why can't urinals just have dividers?

    ..........................what?
    Let me know what shows you are going too. I don't want to be standing next to you during a pee break .
    Lol
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    acoustic guy wrote:
    ..........................what?
    Let me know what shows you are going too. I don't want to be standing next to you during a pee break .
    Lol
    hahaha
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,164
    Its because we are trying to keep those last drops out of our pants.
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    No matter how much you shake and dance, those last few drops go down your pants. :D

    My dad used to say that all the time. LOL
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  • xkevvx
    xkevvx Posts: 348
    acoustic guy wrote:
    ..........................what?
    Let me know what shows you are going too. I don't want to be standing next to you during a pee break .
    Lol

    I'm going to Camden....watch out...

    But seriously....I don't actually see my neighbors hose....it's just....why the fuck do guys stand like that. Judging by your reaction, I'm assuming your one of those hands on hips lean back weirdos?
  • deadnote
    deadnote Posts: 1,678
    i think that there are veins that cause a double barrel but not in the same direction

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  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    xkevvx wrote:
    I'm going to Camden....watch out...

    But seriously....I don't actually see my neighbors hose....it's just....why the fuck do guys stand like that. Judging by your reaction, I'm assuming your one of those hands on hips lean back weirdos?

    When going to the mens room there I want you to raise your hand and wave it in the air while in line please. ;)
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  • xkevvx
    xkevvx Posts: 348
    acoustic guy wrote:
    When going to the mens room there I want you to raise your hand and wave it in the air while in line please. ;)

    Lol. Come on now...I'm not a peter peeker!
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    I love when the seat is left up.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,956
    libragirl wrote:
    I love when the seat is left up.

    I love when women complain about this - is it so hard to put it down yourself? and don't give me you fall into it - don't you look before you sit down?
  • Dan O'
    Dan O' Posts: 18
    we just dont care

    youll clean it up right

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