Okay. Men, why can't you pee straight into the toilet?

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  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    South of Seattle wrote:
    FYI, I wipe the lip and put the seat down.

    ;)
    Aha! Nice! :)
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  • stylo17
    stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    zenith wrote:
    hehe :D

    well the third one comes and goes, depending on different things

    and yea - i can see how that one might read too ;)

    welllllll I wasn't gonna say but haha you caught it too
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    lauren....tomorrow go out to the garden......pickup the garden hose.....pinch it closed......then turn the water on.....release the pinch.....witness the results....:)
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    I like to trace the bowl with circles and see how high i can get... sometimes i go to high and splash!
  • TheLostSoul
    TheLostSoul Posts: 773
    im gonna go out on a limb and say its more to do with the 9 and 6 year old than the 38 year old.

    my 6 year old nephew doesnt even look or try for the bowl. he just drops trow and lets the floodgates out.
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  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    cutback wrote:
    lauren....tomorrow go out to the garden......pickup the garden hose.....pinch it closed......then turn the water on.....release the pinch.....witness the results....:)

    you forgot to mention the most important instruction

    and POINT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    impatience is a gift ........
  • writersu
    writersu Posts: 1,867
    when my 17 year old son was like 5, he said he had "mis aim".
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  • MyHandsBound
    MyHandsBound Posts: 698
    releaselauren wrote:
    Seriously.

    I live with three penises (attached to bodies, of course), aged 38, 9, and 6 years old. The toilet they use the most is the "powder room" (sorry Brits, I know you must call it something else) near the kitchen. I find myself cleaning this room at least three times a day due to errant pissing.

    I asked my husband, "what is the deal with peeing all over the toilet?" and he honestly replied, "well, it hangs to the left so I can't always aim it in the toilet" to which I replied, "why can't you stand 2-4 degrees to the right to get the pee-stream in there if you know you pee to the left?". I mean, after 38 years of having a penis, I would think that he would have it down to science by now?

    I can forgive my young sons to a certain point....but they will have to learn how to clean or how to pee.....or both. ;)


    so, men...what is the deal? What is up with pissing all over the place and why the hell don't you clean up the splash factor...or are you a considerate pisser?

    ewww...maybe he should clean it......
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    PaperPlates wrote:
    The day they stop putting zippers in my jeans and a flap in my undies, is the day I start peeing sitting down.


    Or the day women don't leave their hair ALL OVER the bathroom sink/brush/shower/etc. :p
    shit man, do you actually use that undie flap thingie??? :eek:
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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    "On the first day, God created man"
    On the second day he shouldve taught them how to pee straight :D
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  • Im still here
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    just plain laziness
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Edited.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i must confess i have that problem at times

    it sometimes has a mind of its own
  • ringo
    ringo Posts: 504
    I admit I miss sometimes but pissing standing up is not as easy as it seems. There are so many things to take into consideration. How full is the bladder, what was the last thing to come out, wind direction, is the light on? So many things. Frankly, I think we do a damn good job of hitting the bowl consistently. It could be a lot worse.
    d'oh
  • dirtyT
    dirtyT Posts: 3,620
    releaselauren wrote:
    Seriously.

    I live with three penises (attached to bodies, of course), aged 38, 9, and 6 years old. The toilet they use the most is the "powder room" (sorry Brits, I know you must call it something else) near the kitchen. I find myself cleaning this room at least three times a day due to errant pissing.

    I asked my husband, "what is the deal with peeing all over the toilet?" and he honestly replied, "well, it hangs to the left so I can't always aim it in the toilet" to which I replied, "why can't you stand 2-4 degrees to the right to get the pee-stream in there if you know you pee to the left?". I mean, after 38 years of having a penis, I would think that he would have it down to science by now?

    I can forgive my young sons to a certain point....but they will have to learn how to clean or how to pee.....or both. ;)


    so, men...what is the deal? What is up with pissing all over the place and why the hell don't you clean up the splash factor...or are you a considerate pisser?
    sometimes it is like a sprinkler and goes off in 8 directions. The man's "pee-pee" does have a mind of it's own!
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    IVE ALSO REALIZED that it really goes crazy after an your're finished in the bedroom

    its all wacky and shit
  • dirtyT
    dirtyT Posts: 3,620
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    IVE ALSO REALIZED that it really goes crazy after an your're finished in the bedroom

    its all wacky and shit
    LOL!!!LOL!!!

    Hell yeah it does. It's like it is throwing a temper tantrum and it is saying "PUT ME BACK!!! PUT ME BACK NOW DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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  • Drew263
    Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    TheLostSoul wrote:
    grab a rattlesnake by the tail and tell me if its head points in the direction you want it to....


    LMAO...nice.
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    releaselauren wrote:
    Seriously.

    errant pissing.

    ?

    Whaaaaaaaaaaa :D
    This made me laugh so hard I pee'd.:D
    My 10 years old nephew is the sloppiest pisser I have ever met.He runs out of the toilet tucking his tiddly willie away but still dripping.The front of his trousers always have wee piss stains on them.
    My sister should thrash him soundly :D for this sloppiness but she never seems to bother.It drives me crazy,he's such an lazy pisser.
    Destined to piss off :D every women who he ever live with if he doesn't mend his ways.
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  • prljmngrl
    prljmngrl Posts: 320
    stylo17 wrote:
    well in my apartment it's just guys but my "bathroom mate" and I still lower the seat even before we flush.

    about lifting the seat, YEA WE DO, but sometimes we're too lazy to lift it. and at least in my case I'll wipe any "spillage" when I'm done.

    and it's not the the LACK of sex that causes the weird shots, it's the opposite. it's "sex piss." that's why guys should pee after sex and before they go to sleep. to avoid the morning piss sting and to have SOME control in the morning.

    any other questions :D
    your mama raised you well :)

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