Happy SWEET 16 to DROP THE LEASH 10!!!!

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    awwwww 16 is a great year!!!

    balls have firmly dropped, and you can drive...yet your mom will still do your laundry and heat up the pizza rolls for you!!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:

    has the stripper arrived yet?? :D

    Here I am! But I lost one of my tassle's on the trip up to Boston. Oh, and I ate the cake I was supposed to jump out of. Not to mention that I got bored on the way and accidentally scratched all of the bootleg EV cd's (beyond a playable amount) from his solo tour that I was bringing to you. Oh, and I'm actually back in NY as when I arrived some arrogant Bostonian told me to go back suck on Steinbrenner something wicked. (Or something like that, he was hard to understand with the Sam Adams bottle he was performing fellatio on). Anyways, what I'm trying to say is Happy Birthday and let me know when you're ready to start shaving as these special engraved "My 1st Bic's" I bought you are getting awfully dusty! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Here I am! But I lost one of my tassle's on the trip up to Boston. Oh, and I ate the cake I was supposed to jump out of. Not to mention that I got bored on the way and accidentally scratched all of the bootleg EV cd's (beyond a playable amount) from his solo tour that I was bringing to you. Oh, and I'm actually back in NY as when I arrived some arrogant Bostonian told me to go back suck on Steinbrenner something wicked. (Or something like that, he was hard to understand with the Sam Adams bottle he was performing fellatio on). Anyways, what I'm trying to say is Happy Birthday and let me know when you're ready to start shaving as these special engraved "My 1st Bic's" I bought you are getting awfully dusty! :D
    MOOOOOOOOOKS!!

    goddammit!! those tassles were ON LOAN...:mad: you think it's easy to get tassles like that? custom made, ya know.


    :p "my 1st bic's"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • BlackCorduroy
    BlackCorduroy Posts: 1,374
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    hey shouldn't you be out buying a new trapper keeper or something? :p

    haha huh? I didn't even know what a trapper keeper was until I looked it up. I don't get it. :o:)
  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    Happy Birthday!
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    BlackCorduroy wrote:
    haha huh? I didn't even know what a trapper keeper was until I looked it up. I don't get it. :o:)

    you have no idea how old you made me just feel :(

    they don't sell trapper keepers anymore? how do you kids carry your schoolwork around? :o
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Happy birthday Colby! Hope you had a good day :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • BlackCorduroy
    BlackCorduroy Posts: 1,374
    cutback wrote:
    you have no idea how old you made me just feel :(

    they don't sell trapper keepers anymore? how do you kids carry your schoolwork around? :o

    haha maybe they sell them, I've just never seen them or heard of them. I use regular individual folders.


    Happy Birthday again to Drop the Leash, sorry to sidetrack your bday thread:D
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    cutback wrote:
    you have no idea how old you made me just feel :(

    they don't sell trapper keepers anymore? how do you kids carry your schoolwork around? :o
    whats schoolwork??? :confused::p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Here I am! But I lost one of my tassle's on the trip up to Boston. Oh, and I ate the cake I was supposed to jump out of. Not to mention that I got bored on the way and accidentally scratched all of the bootleg EV cd's (beyond a playable amount) from his solo tour that I was bringing to you. Oh, and I'm actually back in NY as when I arrived some arrogant Bostonian told me to go back suck on Steinbrenner something wicked. (Or something like that, he was hard to understand with the Sam Adams bottle he was performing fellatio on). Anyways, what I'm trying to say is Happy Birthday and let me know when you're ready to start shaving as these special engraved "My 1st Bic's" I bought you are getting awfully dusty! :D
    EDDIE BOOTS!!!!!!!

    dam tassels. :p

    Thanks man!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    BlackCorduroy wrote:
    haha maybe they sell them, I've just never seen them or heard of them. I use regular individual folders.


    Happy Birthday again to Drop the Leash, sorry to sidetrack your bday thread:D
    no worries. keeps me entertained

    c'mon, i knew what a trapper keeper is! :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Happy Birthday, kid!!! Hope it was a gooder


    stb
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    MOOOOOOOOOKS!!

    goddammit!! those tassles were ON LOAN...:mad: you think it's easy to get tassles like that? custom made, ya know.


    :p "my 1st bic's"

    Sorry about the tassles! If it's any consolation they did leave a permanent car and massive hair loss.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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