When your partner doesn't do it for you.
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even when your partner DOEs do it for you, and then some...i STILL think it's worthwhile to share some tricks, always makes it more fun! besides, knowledge and learning is always a good thing, yes?Stay with me...
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decides2dream wrote:sorry to ruin your joke.
i guess that's also why i didn't get it, i always thought starfish were assexual? so then i tried to take it somewhere...and yea, i just let my imagination run.............:p then i was simply confused entirely. hahaha.
however, not that it helps your joke, but i get it now, finally..........:D
and....
perhaps!
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decides2dream wrote:sorry to ruin your joke.
i guess that's also why i didn't get it, i always thought starfish were assexual? so then i tried to take it somewhere...and yea, i just let my imagination run.............:p then i was simply confused entirely. hahaha.
however, not that it helps your joke, but i get it now, finally..........:D
and....
perhaps!
ha!
I think she confused Starfish w/ Dead fishNERDS!0 -
South of Seattle wrote:I think she confused Starfish w/ Dead fish
Others knew about the starfish :mad:0 -
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South of Seattle wrote:I think she confused Starfish w/ Dead fish
star fish... dead fish... whatever... seriously though, what girl worth her mettle would just lie there anyway while some guy bangs away getting his rocks off?hear my name
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catefrances wrote:star fish... dead fish... whatever... seriously though, what girl worth her mettle would just lie there anyway while some guy bangs away getting his rocks off?
It is a joint effortBoth people need to participate
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small town beck wrote:It is a joint effort
Both people need to participate
really? is that so? well to tell you the truth s, i dont do anything i dont enjoy. which is a good thing cause i enjoy quite a lot.hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
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catefrances wrote:really? is that so? well to tell you the truth s, i dont do anything i dont enjoy. which is a good thing cause i enjoy quite a lot.
Yeah I am no starfish either, cate0 -
South of Seattle wrote:I think she confused Starfish w/ Dead fish
Yes she did, but I knew what she was talking about anyway!"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine"0 -
small town beck wrote:Others knew about the starfish :mad:
I knew!
No confusion here.
oh and to answer the OP, well only you can know for sure whether to try to teach an old dog new tricks or get yourself a new dog. I guess if you're asking the question, then it's looking like time for a new dog.NOPE!!!
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I believe the term is "cold fish."...lmao.0
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sponger wrote:I believe the term is "cold fish."...lmao.
LMAO..
Cold fish is different though no?? Clearly I think we can all agree that anything that involves fish in this department is just plain bad0 -
small town beck wrote:LMAO..
Cold fish is different though no?? Clearly I think we can all agree that anything that involves fish in this department is just plain bad
And we haven't even got to the smells yet:eek:
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=starfish
starfish
Female sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a ...).
In Charlie's Angels (the movie) Tom Green (whom has dated Drew Barrymore) refers to Drew's character as 'Starfish' (to wit she appears none-too-well-impressed).NOPE!!!
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South of Seattle wrote:And we haven't even got to the smells yet
:eek:
:eek:
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small town beck wrote::eek:
Reminds me of a little limerick I once heard
Post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it.
Or if you're scared of getting banned, PM it to me, and I'll post it.Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0 -
Jeanie wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=starfish
starfish
Female sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a ...).
In Charlie's Angels (the movie) Tom Green (whom has dated Drew Barrymore) refers to Drew's character as 'Starfish' (to wit she appears none-too-well-impressed).
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small town beck wrote:LMAO..
Cold fish is different though no??
Actually, you're right. Cold fish is not the term we're looking for.0
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