When your partner doesn't do it for you.

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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    btw


    even when your partner DOEs do it for you, and then some...i STILL think it's worthwhile to share some tricks, always makes it more fun! besides, knowledge and learning is always a good thing, yes? ;)
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    decides2dream wrote:
    sorry to ruin your joke. :o i guess that's also why i didn't get it, i always thought starfish were assexual? so then i tried to take it somewhere...and yea, i just let my imagination run.............:p then i was simply confused entirely. hahaha.

    however, not that it helps your joke, but i get it now, finally..........:D
    and....



    perhaps!
    :)
    ha!


    :D
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    decides2dream wrote:
    sorry to ruin your joke. :o i guess that's also why i didn't get it, i always thought starfish were assexual? so then i tried to take it somewhere...and yea, i just let my imagination run.............:p then i was simply confused entirely. hahaha.

    however, not that it helps your joke, but i get it now, finally..........:D
    and....



    perhaps!
    :)
    ha!

    I think she confused Starfish w/ Dead fish :D
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I think she confused Starfish w/ Dead fish :D


    Others knew about the starfish :mad: :p
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    small town beck wrote:
    Others knew about the starfish :mad: :p


    yes... others did. :)
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    catefrances wrote:
    yes... others did. :)


    Thank you, cate :)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I think she confused Starfish w/ Dead fish :D

    star fish... dead fish... whatever... seriously though, what girl worth her mettle would just lie there anyway while some guy bangs away getting his rocks off?
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    catefrances wrote:
    star fish... dead fish... whatever... seriously though, what girl worth her mettle would just lie there anyway while some guy bangs away getting his rocks off?


    It is a joint effort :p;) Both people need to participate :D
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    small town beck wrote:
    It is a joint effort :p;) Both people need to participate :D

    really? is that so? well to tell you the truth s, i dont do anything i dont enjoy. which is a good thing cause i enjoy quite a lot. ;):)
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    catefrances wrote:
    really? is that so? well to tell you the truth s, i dont do anything i dont enjoy. which is a good thing cause i enjoy quite a lot. ;):)


    Yeah I am no starfish either, cate ;)
  • deep_ocean_
    deep_ocean_ Posts: 22
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I think she confused Starfish w/ Dead fish :D

    Yes she did, but I knew what she was talking about anyway!
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    small town beck wrote:
    Others knew about the starfish :mad: :p

    I knew! :D

    No confusion here. :)

    oh and to answer the OP, well only you can know for sure whether to try to teach an old dog new tricks or get yourself a new dog. I guess if you're asking the question, then it's looking like time for a new dog. :)
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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    I believe the term is "cold fish."...lmao.
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    sponger wrote:
    I believe the term is "cold fish."...lmao.


    LMAO..


    Cold fish is different though no?? Clearly I think we can all agree that anything that involves fish in this department is just plain bad :p
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    small town beck wrote:
    LMAO..


    Cold fish is different though no?? Clearly I think we can all agree that anything that involves fish in this department is just plain bad :p

    And we haven't even got to the smells yet :p :eek:
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=starfish

    starfish
    Female sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a ...).
    In Charlie's Angels (the movie) Tom Green (whom has dated Drew Barrymore) refers to Drew's character as 'Starfish' (to wit she appears none-too-well-impressed).
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    South of Seattle wrote:
    And we haven't even got to the smells yet :p :eek:

    :eek:

    Reminds me of a little limerick I once heard :p
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    small town beck wrote:
    :eek:

    Reminds me of a little limerick I once heard :p

    Post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it. :D

    Or if you're scared of getting banned, PM it to me, and I'll post it. :p
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Jeanie wrote:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=starfish

    starfish
    Female sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a ...).
    In Charlie's Angels (the movie) Tom Green (whom has dated Drew Barrymore) refers to Drew's character as 'Starfish' (to wit she appears none-too-well-impressed).

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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    small town beck wrote:
    LMAO..


    Cold fish is different though no??

    Actually, you're right. Cold fish is not the term we're looking for.
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