I'm thinking about buying a cannon

harmless_little_f***
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What does everyone think? One of the ones they have at the top of Windsor Castle.. then I can pistol whip anyone who crosses my path.. and PJ haters.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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harmless_little_f*** wrote:What does everyone think? One of the ones they have at the top of Windsor Castle.. then I can pistol whip anyone who crosses my path.. and PJ haters.
I think it's a great idea. Canons don't kill people. People kill people.0 -
haha, pistol whip with a cannon....cannon whip.
or could launch junk at your neighbors house...
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks0 -
harmless_little_f*** wrote:What does everyone think? One of the ones they have at the top of Windsor Castle.. then I can pistol whip anyone who crosses my path.. and PJ haters.A human being that was given to fly.
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You bastard. You beat me to it. I was gonna start one entitled
Thinking of buying some C-4
Oh, how I will miss days like today on hereI'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.0 -
harmless_little_f*** wrote:What does everyone think? One of the ones they have at the top of Windsor Castle.. then I can pistol whip anyone who crosses my path.. and PJ haters.All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.0
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harmless_little_f*** wrote:What does everyone think? One of the ones they have at the top of Windsor Castle.. then I can pistol whip anyone who crosses my path.. and PJ haters.
I think it's a grand idea! There is an inactive cannon that could be restored stationed at Governor's Island which is just south of Manhattan. It is pointed directly at the ilsand of Manhattan. The island is only accessible in the summer, I'm sure I could arrange a deal where you could take posession in the winter months. Let me know if you're interested."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
I love a man with a cannon..
Even better when its a massive cannon.. get a massive cannon to make the ladies swoon0 -
harmless_little_f*** wrote:What does everyone think? One of the ones they have at the top of Windsor Castle.. then I can pistol whip anyone who crosses my path.. and PJ haters.
You are much more of a bad-ass than I was led to believe if you can pistol whip someone with a cannon.Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer
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mookie9999 wrote:I think it's a grand idea! There is an inactive cannon that could be restored stationed at Governor's Island which is just south of Manhattan. It is pointed directly at the ilsand of Manhattan. The island is only accessible in the summer, I'm sure I could arrange a deal where you could take posession in the winter months. Let me know if you're interested.
Fuck yeah.... Can we cover it up with PJ posters?'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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GraySaturday wrote:I love a man with a cannon..I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.0
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Dudes, I'm fucking telling you go to http://listverse.com/crime/25-methods-for-killing-with-your-bare-hands/
Anyone can blowed someone up. Or pistol whip them with a cannon but takin em down with your bare hands! That's living. And be honest, you gotta be tired of all the "Well this dude broke into my house so I loaded up the 12-pounder Napoleon and blewed him away". Now a "Then i made him a Russian Omelet"...that's a fucking story.0 -
eyedclaar wrote:You are much more of a bad-ass than I was led to believe if you can pistol whip someone with a cannon.
Who led you to believe that I wasn't bad-ass? They're the first person who will be pistol whipped.'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison0 -
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon used to defend St Mary's at the Wall, a Cavalier stronghold, from the Roundhead siege of Colchester. The Roundheads blasted the Wall sometime in July 1648, and the cannon fell. All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put humpty together again.
What do you want one of those fakkers for? They break like dogshit in a heatwave.0 -
FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:Humpty Dumpty was a cannon used to defend St Mary's at the Wall, a Cavalier stronghold, from the Roundhead siege of Colchester. The Roundheads blasted the Wall sometime in July 1648, and the cannon fell. All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put humpty together again.
What do you want one of those fakkers for? They break like dogshit in a heatwave.
I haven't laughed at a post that hard all day. Thanks.It was masterful.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison0 -
harmless_little_f*** wrote:Who led you to believe that I wasn't bad-ass? They're the first person who will be pistol whipped.
Dude, epiphany about the cannon.0 -
A machine gun would be fine. How are you going to keep a cannon in your bedside drawer? (Or a machine gun).0
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harmless_little_f*** wrote:Who led you to believe that I wasn't bad-ass? They're the first person who will be pistol whipped.
After seeing you slam dunk the moon through the rings round Saturn, I certainly never doubted your abiliy to pistol whip someone with a cannon. I think it was Dunk or Mookie...Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer
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MattCameronKicksButt wrote:A machine gun would be fine. How are you going to keep a cannon in your bedside drawer? (Or a machine gun).
Noooo don't be silly, you can't put a cannon in a drawer. :rolleyes:
I'm gonna put it on my wheelchair.'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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