Deadly brown snake bites man's penis

slow day on the moving train or what?

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

I wonder if he remembered to wipe?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23776403-2,00.html

"A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.

The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, "

that hurts just thinkin about it.

Not cool...just not cool. What the heck man.

Jeanie wrote:

Better let this one die before Helen sees it.

I've spent the better part of 6 months trying to convince her you could live your whole life here and never see a snake in the wild.

if she comes down there to oz, she is bound to see one!
I might send her this thread so she can have a good ole read!

noisy mind wrote:

the silver lining: his dong will be the circumference of a 40 oz. bottle of St. Ides for the next couple of days.

adult film star Peter Brown Snake

You make a solid point.

pearljamjen wrote:

The ambulance spokesman described him as "lucky", given his near encounter with one of Australia’s most poisonous snakes.

"I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed," he said.


:eek:

Yikes! Another reason to add to Helen's thread on why not to go to Oz. :eek:!

Lucky to survive a BJ from a deadly snake

Northern one-eyed trouser snake meets Brown Snake....

a couple of weeks ago we had a guy come into a&e with a spider bit on his penis

yea, im in australia...

no, he didnt die...

yea, he was in a fair bit of pain tho...

and yea, we had a bit of a chuckle after he'd been well cared for then sent on

vital5 wrote:

Lucky to survive a BJ from a deadly snake

Northern one-eyed trouser snake meets Brown Snake....

Ewwwwww

and

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

and we have an update....

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/06/11/4506_local-news.html

A MAN who was bitten on the penis by a deadly snake yesterday told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye.

"I thought I was gone," Cairns carpenter Daryl Zutt said of his now notorious encounter with a brown snake during a roadside toilet stop in remote Far North Queensland.

"I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’."

When The Cairns Post revealed details of the bizarre encounter two weeks ago, the story attracted headlines worldwide.

But the identity of the victim remained unknown until yesterday when Daryl Zutt came forward to tell how the brown snake took a near-fatal swipe as he relieved himself near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, on April 27.

Mr Zutt and his mates were returning from a pig-hunting and fishing trip near Musgrave Station.

"I squatted down … I reckon I must’ve nearly sat on his head," he said.

"As soon as I felt it, I yelled.

"It really hurt.

"When it happened, I knew in the back of my mind it was a snake.

"I seen him coming out from between my legs."

He said he tried to remain calm as he inspected the damage.

"He got me about halfway down," he said. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."

Mr Zutt saw the snake, which he said looked like an eastern brown, slither under rocks.

He alerted his mate and they drove to Lakeland to seek medical help.

His friend called triple-0 to advise authorities of the bite.

When he arrived at Lakeland, emergency services volunteers were waiting to help him.

"I was nauseous and had pains in the stomach," Mr Zutt said.

"I couldn’t talk properly.

"I was tongue-tied."

A paramedic treated Mr Zutt and took him to Cooktown Hospital.

After a series of blood and urine tests, which confirmed he was not envenomated, he was discharged.

He praised all staff who helped him, especially Dr Natasha Coventry and the hospital’s nurses.

Mr Zutt said he had copped a ribbing from his mates but they knew full well "they could’ve been attending my funeral".

"They’ve been saying things like ‘It was a trouser snake fight’ and ‘He (the snake) saw the competition and got scared’," he said.

"Once they knew I was right, the jokes came out."

He said he would still venture to the outback but there would be no more "running through the bush barefoot and pig-hunting".