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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    vedder_soup wrote:
    thanks dunk, if i find a dead mole in my doorway i know who delivered it


    it was Satan's nephew... evil fecker that he is!

    i also overheard 2 girls at lunchtime discussing the placing of Alka-Seltzers in their fanny... something about it being a nice sensation... it didnt put me off my lunch .. not much does though :o:)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i knew that would kill the thread... :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    i knew that would kill the thread... :o

    well, I didn't know what Alka-Seltzers were.. and then I googled it.. and then I didn't have anything to say. :confused:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman wrote:
    i also overheard 2 girls at lunchtime discussing the placing of Alka-Seltzers in their fanny... something about it being a nice sensation...
    :eek: and I thought that at my grand old age I knew all the 'tricks' :eek:

    Did you bury the baby mole or bring it home to show your kids?
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    eMMI wrote:
    well, I didn't know what Alka-Seltzers were.. and then I googled it.. and then I didn't have anything to say. :confused:

    something new to try... :eek:
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    redrock wrote:
    Did you bury the baby mole or bring it home to show your kids?

    he's made a nice little willy-warmer out of it...
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    redrock wrote:
    :eek: and I thought that at my grand old age I knew all the 'tricks' :eek:

    Did you bury the baby mole or bring it home to show your kids?

    I bet you know that now ;)
    I need a coffee!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    Did you bury the baby mole or bring it home to show your kids?


    eh, neither... it was lying in the middle of a concrete expanse otherwiseknown as a car park... plus it had flies on it and i wasnt going to touch it even for a whole pound coin.. fuck that .

    and, as you can probably guess, i didnt bring it home as my kids would be scarred for life and would end up worshiping Jeffrey Dahmer or something..

    ok, i know you kept a dead gerbil in your freezer but a dead mole with flies on it wasnt exactly "scoop up" material ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    dunkman wrote:
    eh, neither... it was lying in the middle of a concrete expanse otherwiseknown as a car park... plus it had flies on it and i wasnt going to touch it even for a whole pound coin.. fuck that .

    and, as you can probably guess, i didnt bring it home as my kids would be scarred for life and would end up worshiping Jeffrey Dahmer or something..

    ok, i know you kept a dead gerbil in your freezer but a dead mole with flies on it wasnt exactly "scoop up" material ;)

    You could have at least moved it!
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    You could have at least moved it!


    what part of "it had flies on it" dont you understand... :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman wrote:
    ok, i know you kept a dead gerbil in your freezer
    It was my daughter's pet mouse.. until we had decent weather to be able to bury it in the garden...... ooooooooh shit...... I think it might still be in the freezer :eek: **rummages through the freezer's top drawer**
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    redrock wrote:
    It was my daughter's pet mouse.. until we had decent weather to be able to bury it in the garden...... ooooooooh shit...... I think it might still be in the freezer :eek: **rummages through the freezer's top drawer**

    Mouse and chips for tea tonight then :o
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Mouse and chips for tea tonight then :o

    :eek:
    yummy
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    vedder_soup wrote:
    something new to try... :eek:

    :eek:
    vedder_soup wrote:
    :eek:
    yummy

    eww! :o
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    Howdy :)
    I need a coffee!
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Irish Al wrote:
    Howdy :)

    Hi :D

    My smile is bigger than yours :p
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Hi :D

    My smile is bigger than yours :p

    you get it last night did you?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • surfanddestroy
    surfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    dunkman wrote:
    you get it last night did you?

    No, but it's a nice sunny day :D
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    No, but it's a nice sunny day :D

    aye there isnt a cloud in the sky up here... i've got my leopard print speedos with me today for lunchtime... gonna sit by the river and oil my cheeks up real good
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    dunkman wrote:
    aye there isnt a cloud in the sky up here... i've got my leopard print speedos with me today for lunchtime... gonna sit by the river and oil my cheeks up real good

    you will get it from lots of people wearing those
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!

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