the official i'm fat thread
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jamie uk wrote:Biggest thing you need Jose, will power.
OK, rule these out of your diet for the forseeable...
bread, pasta, potatoes, pastries, cakes, sweets....forget them!
Live on this.
Bran flakes, skimmed milk for breakfast
Tuna fish/chicken/as much fruit and veg as you like.
One night a week spoil yourself, you will find that you'll need a smaller portion of your treat soon enough.
You can enjoy a beer or 2 if you stick to this, also you should take some excecise daily, get some dumbells, do some crunches.....you'll be even more irresistible to Mrs Jose before you know it.
I try to do this but my problem is that I own a Candy and Chocolate store.
I try to only eat Dark Chocolate b/c it has less sugar but I always nibble.
Choc, pretzels, Choc Strawberries, Cinnamon Glazed Cashews....Man its hard.Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.0 -
I'm a phat PJ lady. Even when I was a thin PJ lady, it was personality and heart that drew me in to people, not their size. This has not changed to this day. I don't like being one of the big girls really because it makes it harder to do things I used to do, but I never held it against someone else or dismissed them as a possible love interest because of it.. and to be honest, I wouldn't want to be with someone that was that superficial. It's a stereotype to think of heavy people as Kentucky Fried Chicken eating, do nothing, no interests or personality type people. Who has the bigger problem here? The chubs, or the folks that are so closed minded that they may shut out some of the coolest folks they ever met because of a little extra body fat? What happens to one of the closed minded types that may marry a supermodel and she gains a little weight, or a lot for that matter? Do they stop caring for them? Weird.
Peace and Love,
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acoustic guy wrote:I try to do this but my problem is that I own a Candy and Chocolate store.
I try to only eat Dark Chocolate b/c it has less sugar but I always nibble.
Choc, pretzels, Choc Strawberries, Cinnamon Glazed Cashews....Man its hard.
damm i wan't a snack now ....those all sound great ..jesus greets me looks just like me ....0 -
acoustic guy wrote:I try to do this but my problem is that I own a Candy and Chocolate store.
I try to only eat Dark Chocolate b/c it has less sugar but I always nibble.
Choc, pretzels, Choc Strawberries, Cinnamon Glazed Cashews....Man its hard.
Have you thought about chewing gum ag?
Whenever I've worked around food, I find if my mouth is full of gum, it sure does stop me from nibbling. Nothing worse than a mouthful of something you like getting all caught up with gum!!! :eek:NOPE!!!
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Jeanie wrote:Have you thought about chewing gum ag?
Whenever I've worked around food, I find if my mouth is full of gum, it sure does stop me from nibbling. Nothing worse than a mouthful of something you like getting all caught up with gum!!! :eek:
Good idea, I start with the gum tomorrow!:D:D
Thanks, that and a lot of H20 maybe will helpGet em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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Jeanie wrote:FB that sounds a little on the underweight side to me.
Maybe check out your ideal weight on this calculator?
http://nutrition.mynewbody.com.au/calculators/calculator/ideal-weight
Even with the 10 pounds you are still within your height for weight range.
Eating disorders are a life long battle, just try to be kind to yourself and as healthy as you can and avoid the dieting if you're able. I had a lot of success with my anorexia/bulimia with meditation.When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.0 -
5' 10.5".. 158 lbs.. and I drink all the beer, wine, beer nachos, hot wings, more beer, wine I want!0
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RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:Fat cells on your body are like the pennies you saved all your life up to this point.
The only catch is once saved, you can't ever get rid of them, so you can only bring them up of down in $$$.0 -
acoustic guy wrote:Good idea, I start with the gum tomorrow!
:D
Thanks, that and a lot of H20 maybe will help
Cool! :cool: Let me know how you go!
Water is good too, as is making sure you're not hungry. Surrounded by yummy stuff when you're hungry is a recipe for disaster. :eek:
Oh and if there's yummy stuff around I try to make sure it's not in my eye sight. Maybe not do-able in the shop but maybe you could find a spot for the munchies where they're not directly in your line of sight for most of the day? I truly believe when they're right under your nose like that all the time, they talk to you!NOPE!!!
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I used to be fatty-fat, but I've been taking care of business latelydeep, deep blue of the morning
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ForestBrain wrote:Thanks
You're welcome.And I'll shut about it now, because it's a difficult road to travel and nobody knows that better than you. Don't need me banging on at you.
Just know I wish you well with it.
NOPE!!!
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i've always felt fat. and i was doing so well for a while there, eating so well... but now that i'm working every second its all gone to shit.
aaaahhhhhhhhhhh.live pearl jam is best pearl jam0 -
I'm 5'9 and weights 180-85 but lack muscle presents. I just gotta burn a bit of fat off and get some pecks, I'll be a total stud.PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
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jose!!!! you are so NOT fat!!!!!!!!0
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Here's a more modern ideal weight calculator..
http://www.healthcentral.com/diet-exercise/ideal-body-weight-3146-143.html0 -
Jeanie wrote:You're welcome.
And I'll shut about it now, because it's a difficult road to travel and nobody knows that better than you. Don't need me banging on at you.
Just know I wish you well with it.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.0 -
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