Damn the price of a one-night stand

stevieraveon
stevieraveon Posts: 413
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
Fuck me. So I hooked up w/ a girl Saturday night and the next morning she was embarrassed to leave my place w/ what she wore the night before (screamed of "Shacker") so I told her to grab a shirt of mine.

As she was walking out I noticed she was wearing my Pearl Jam/Robert Plant shirt from the House of Blues show 2 years ago. ARGGHHHHHH.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    LOL.... oops. Sorry, made me laugh. I feel for you.

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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    that'll teach you to use girls.

    :p
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  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Blues For a T Shirt
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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    stevieraveon wrote:
    Fuck me. So I hooked up w/ a girl Saturday night and the next morning she was embarrassed to leave my place w/ what she wore the night before (screamed of "Shacker") so I told her to grab a shirt of mine.

    As she was walking out I noticed she was wearing my Pearl Jam/Robert Plant shirt from the House of Blues show 2 years ago. ARGGHHHHHH.
    ...
    So.. you gave her a t-shirt... and she gave you something that will require a Penicillin shot?
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    i swear i remember a post like this before.

    same story, different PJ t shirt!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I'm on to you! This is a joke! ;)
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    It's not like you could have said any shirt but that one...

    How hard could it be to remove clothes from a woman you just schmanged?

    pretty easy from my experiences.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    this reminds me of the line from "the wedding singer"

    "Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

    :)
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,840
    I am waiting for a girl to start a new thread: "I Love the shirt that I stole some guy last weekend"

    Can't wait to get her side of the story!
    :)
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    stevieraveon wrote:
    Fuck me. So I hooked up w/ a girl Saturday night and the next morning she was embarrassed to leave my place w/ what she wore the night before (screamed of "Shacker") so I told her to grab a shirt of mine.

    As she was walking out I noticed she was wearing my Pearl Jam/Robert Plant shirt from the House of Blues show 2 years ago. ARGGHHHHHH.

    so she did the Walk of Shame in your PJ shirt? you at least nail her one last time before she left? :p
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  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    you're in college, aren't you.
  • ReleaseMe...
    ReleaseMe... Posts: 494
    i have noticed that girls love wearing boys pearl jam shirts as something they choose to "just throw on"
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  • nutmeg81
    nutmeg81 Posts: 627
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I am waiting for a girl to start a new thread: "I Love the shirt that I stole some guy last weekend"

    Can't wait to get her side of the story!
    :)

    well i started one for the laugh.....and the replies made me laugh like fuck!!!!
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  • Strangest Tribe
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    stevieraveon wrote:
    Fuck me. So I hooked up w/ a girl Saturday night and the next morning she was embarrassed to leave my place w/ what she wore the night before (screamed of "Shacker") so I told her to grab a shirt of mine.

    As she was walking out I noticed she was wearing my Pearl Jam/Robert Plant shirt from the House of Blues show 2 years ago. ARGGHHHHHH.

    Who gets up on Sunday morning after a Sat nite romp???

    ...c'mon tell that to the fans...playa

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