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timroth
timroth Posts: 215
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Testicles. That is all.
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  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Wha? JUST testicles? Dang, times are definitely tough...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    timroth wrote:
    Testicles. That is all.

    i used to work in a jewish deli, and a coworker of mine, a sick-ass coworker of mine, used to swirl his balls around in the pickles. thats not even the worst part. the worst part is, it would get him so aroused that he'd finish himself off somewhere, but would never tell me where.

    I never took home the free food I was offered.
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  • jezebeloria
    jezebeloria Posts: 600
    timroth wrote:
    Testicles. That is all.

    :confused: Huh?
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  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    long red wrote:
    i used to work in a jewish deli, and a coworker of mine, a sick-ass coworker of mine, used to swirl his balls around in the pickles. thats not even the worst part. the worst part is, it would get him so aroused that he'd finish himself off somewhere, but would never tell me where.

    I never took home the free food I was offered.

    Your coworker seemed like quite the dill-do.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    long red wrote:
    i used to work in a jewish deli, and a coworker of mine, a sick-ass coworker of mine, used to swirl his balls around in the pickles. thats not even the worst part. the worst part is, it would get him so aroused that he'd finish himself off somewhere, but would never tell me where.

    I never took home the free food I was offered.

    I can tell that this is one of those stories I'm going to have trouble forgetting for a long long time.

    :(
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    I can tell that this is one of those stories I'm going to have trouble forgetting for a long long time.

    :(

    I bet you'll think twice before buying pickles again...
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    I can tell that this is one of those stories I'm going to have trouble forgetting for a long long time.

    :(


    yea girl and i like pastrami :(
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    timroth wrote:
    Testicles. That is all.
    Sometimes known as "mountain oysters" :D
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  • timroth
    timroth Posts: 215
    jezebeloria wrote:
    :confused: Huh?


    Its from the Family Guy when Peter does an IQ test and he ends up being declared retarded.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    I can tell that this is one of those stories I'm going to have trouble forgetting for a long long time.

    :(


    And I always get a jewish pickle when I get lunch meat at the deli

    Jarred pickles from now on

    :o
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    timroth wrote:
    Its from the Family Guy when Peter does an IQ test and he ends up being declared retarded.

    One of the best episodes EVER
    I use that line every once in a while :)
    Nice to know you.
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    he also goes into the woman's washroom and opens every stall and says "sorry, retarded"

    HA :D
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  • Wilds
    Wilds Posts: 4,329
    Next time you see these on the menu, order up some "lamb fries".
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    DeLukin wrote:
    Your coworker seemed like quite the dill-do.


    Holy crap, that cracked me up! :D
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  • jezebeloria
    jezebeloria Posts: 600
    timroth wrote:
    Its from the Family Guy when Peter does an IQ test and he ends up being declared retarded.


    :o I did not know that. Thought it was going to be a thread about people not tipping or coming into a restaurant 20 mins before close or something along those lines. Some of the things that piss me off! :mad:
    PJ FANS ROCK!!!

    Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"

    Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.

    "Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06

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