Wacky threads from Sean Hannity's whacky followers

Fighting Hellfish
Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
edited November 2008 in A Moving Train
I posted this in another thread, but there are so many nutjobs there, I thought it would be a hoot to highlight some of them. These are supposed good conservative Christian folk. here's the first, there'll be many more to follow. Looks like the wildfires in california are a direct result of Oprah Winfrey's endorsement of Barack Obama


God is ****ed at Oprah

I feel sorry for Oprah's neighbors in Montecito, CA. Obviously God was serving his wrath upon the Big O for calling OB "the one" and treating him like a messiah. Her neighbors might want to find a new "hood" to live in...I think God's not done with her.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    I posted this in another thread, but there are so many nutjobs there, I thought it would be a hoot to highlight some of them. These are supposed good conservative Christian folk. here's the first, there'll be many more to follow. Looks like the wildfires in california are a direct result of Oprah Winfrey's endorsement of Barack Obama


    God is ****ed at Oprah

    I feel sorry for Oprah's neighbors in Montecito, CA. Obviously God was serving his wrath upon the Big O for calling OB "the one" and treating him like a messiah. Her neighbors might want to find a new "hood" to live in...I think God's not done with her.



    tell those twats a monastery burned down too
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    cutback wrote:
    tell those twats a monastery burned down too

    I would, but I've been banned. Several times. You only get to post if you kiss hannity's ass.
  • pjalive21
    pjalive21 St. Louis, MO Posts: 2,818
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    I would, but I've been banned. Several times. You only get to post if you kiss hannity's ass.


    do you have a job?

    are you one of those that Obama is promising to "take care of"

    is all you do is troll around right wing websites and then come to your followers over at pearljam.com and preach to the choir?

    seriously i feel like me and maybe a few others around here are the only ones with operating brains
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    pjalive21 wrote:
    seriously i feel like me and maybe a few others around here are the only ones with operating brains
    I don't know about that. Just from your posts today I've noticed that you are homophobic and can't spell. That precludes you from associating yourself with an elite people with operating brains in my opinion.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • brandon10
    brandon10 Posts: 1,114
    pjalive21 wrote:
    do you have a job?

    are you one of those that Obama is promising to "take care of"

    is all you do is troll around right wing websites and then come to your followers over at pearljam.com and preach to the choir?

    seriously i feel like me and maybe a few others around here are the only ones with operating brains

    Get a life.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    pjalive21 wrote:
    do you have a job?

    are you one of those that Obama is promising to "take care of"

    is all you do is troll around right wing websites and then come to your followers over at pearljam.com and preach to the choir?

    seriously i feel like me and maybe a few others around here are the only ones with operating brains


    so then you agree god is pissed at oprah.....hmmmm....perhaps you shouldn't talk about whose brains are functional :rolleyes:
  • Maicojames
    Maicojames Posts: 35
    God mad at Oprah? This is exemplative of why Sean is no longer legitimate( perhaps for some time)..and he says the Republican party needs to go farther to the right now? That is exactly wrong. We will have a long uphill road now. If he is representative of the Republican party, then I am no longer a Republican. The more he talks, the more I like Obama.

    I still find the Democrats wrong on 2nd amendment, military strength, and public land usage-but see the Hannity of the worlds wrong about everything else.
    Right now, I think John Stewart is accidentally the best political commentator in America.

    cheers
  • El_Kabong
    El_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    Her neighbors might want to find a new "hood" to live in...

    uhhh....yeah
    standin above the crowd
    he had a voice that was strong and loud and
    i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
    eager to identify with
    someone above the crowd
    someone who seemed to feel the same
    someone prepared to lead the way
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Maicojames wrote:
    Right now, I think John Stewart is accidentally the best political commentator in America.
    Agreed.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    here's a winner. make Condi Rice president for the next 2 months, so obama is not the first black president:

    Could The Republicans Field the First Black President?

    http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1111721

    Ok, as much as I'd like to take credit for this idea I can't, but it does seem plausible and would really put a thorn in the Democrats foot!



    Quote:
    I want Cheney to resign and have Bush appoint Dr Rice, congress will HAVE to confirm her. Then Bush can resign.

    http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1160681
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    Is there a militant Conservative "Underground" forming?

    I'm hearing lots of hard core hatred for the Democrats. Don't think America is going to stand by and let the Liberals destroy our country. The pentagon is not happy with the election. Is a Civil War possible?

    http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1159641
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,247
    I visit over there on Hannity's site just to see how ridiculous they can get and they can get far out. I tried to register but they refuse to allow me to post, maybe they know what i'll bring to the table.

    The Republican is surely in trouble from the peeps I've seen posting over there, I see more moderate beliefs coming to to the Patry if it wants to survive.

    The make up of America is changing the the Party needs to adjust and change along with the country too.

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  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    here's a good one:

    HAPPY 100th BIRTHDAY JOE McCARTHY - WE SURE COULD USE YOUR INSIGHTS NOW!!!!

    http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1156991

    the post is way too long to bother cutting and pasting
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    here's a good one:

    HAPPY 100th BIRTHDAY JOE McCARTHY - WE SURE COULD USE YOUR INSIGHTS NOW!!!!

    http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1156991

    the post is way too long to bother cutting and pasting


    uncle joe's birthday!! fucking brilliant....pure hi-lar-a-tee :D
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    pjalive21 wrote:
    do you have a job?

    are you one of those that Obama is promising to "take care of"

    is all you do is troll around right wing websites and then come to your followers over at pearljam.com and preach to the choir?

    seriously i feel like me and maybe a few others around here are the only ones with operating brains

    when someone goes around saying they are the only smart person around, or they're the only one with an operating brain, it usually means they ain't that bright. Anyone who says this:

    is all you do is

    is most certainly not a member of MENSA. NAMBLA, very likely.

    Similar to how girls who talk about how hot they are are usually ugly. Most hot girls will not say they are hot.
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    Okay, this one is the best yet. At first I thught it was a joke...being facetious. But the guy is serious, and several folks have chimed in to back up the thread starter:

    BREAKING!!!! Obama Used The Wrong Fork For His Salad!!!!

    I just heard this on the radio so I don't have a link for it yet. Apparently, this happened sometime last week. Obama was at a dinner and he used the wrong fork for his salad. The guy is not even president yet and he is already making stupid mistakes like this.

    How can we trust someone to be in charge of our national security who doesn't even know what fork to use? Can you imagine this guy at dinners with heads of state and he does something like this, or even worse, passes the bread to his left?

    What an idiot he is!

    Nice going, America. Hope you enjoy the next 8 years.
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    Okay, this one is the best yet. At first I thught it was a joke...being facetious. But the guy is serious, and several folks have chimed in to back up the thread starter:

    BREAKING!!!! Obama Used The Wrong Fork For His Salad!!!!

    I just heard this on the radio so I don't have a link for it yet. Apparently, this happened sometime last week. Obama was at a dinner and he used the wrong fork for his salad. The guy is not even president yet and he is already making stupid mistakes like this.

    How can we trust someone to be in charge of our national security who doesn't even know what fork to use? Can you imagine this guy at dinners with heads of state and he does something like this, or even worse, passes the bread to his left?

    What an idiot he is!

    Nice going, America. Hope you enjoy the next 8 years.
    Really? I'm impressed. He knows how to use a fork? Gosh. I had him figured as the kind of guy who only knew how to eat with his fingers then wipe his greasy food dripping hands all over his sleeves. Mmmm. Slurpy....Yummylicious...
  • mookie blaylock 10
    mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    I posted this in another thread, but there are so many nutjobs there, I thought it would be a hoot to highlight some of them. These are supposed good conservative Christian folk. here's the first, there'll be many more to follow. Looks like the wildfires in california are a direct result of Oprah Winfrey's endorsement of Barack Obama


    God is ****ed at Oprah

    I feel sorry for Oprah's neighbors in Montecito, CA. Obviously God was serving his wrath upon the Big O for calling OB "the one" and treating him like a messiah. Her neighbors might want to find a new "hood" to live in...I think God's not done with her.

    kind of scary how many lunatics there are out there!
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Civil War...

    If things became really bad over the next 4 years, our freedom of speech through talk radio and other media was oppressed, we were attacked by terrorists, and the country was falling to pieces, would you help fight in one form or another to take the country back?


    http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1164071
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  • PuckJam
    PuckJam Posts: 94
    jimed14 wrote:
    Civil War...

    If things became really bad over the next 4 years, our freedom of speech through talk radio and other media was oppressed, we were attacked by terrorists, and the country was falling to pieces, would you help fight in one form or another to take the country back?


    http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1164071

    Alot of those guys are really taking it seriously. I can't decide if it's funny or scary. I'm leaning funny, because based on most of their posts they couldn't organize a Friday night card game, much less a coup.

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