Australia's Nuclear Power 'Debate'

Scubascott wrote:

.......New Zealand is a separate country, run by sheep.

A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His Girlfriend , lying in bed , replies:

" I think you'll find thats a sheep , dickhead."

The man replies :" I think you'll find i wasn't talking to you."



OH!! And absolutely NO offense intended to the Kiwis!! We love you guys!!

catefrances wrote:

OMG LMFAO jeanie thanks

yeah we luv ya kiwis. seriously.

While we're all laughing:

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?



Nothing. They've never met.

ThumbingMyWay32 wrote:

While we're all laughing:

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?



Nothing. They've never met.

That was lame.

ThumbingMyWay32 wrote:

While we're all laughing:

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?



Nothing. They've never met.

Most blondes are dyed by there own hand these days anyway Thumbing.
So probably wouldn't apply to many.

AND besides, how come guys seem to be so obsessed with blondes anyway? And how come they are attibuted with such vacuous personalities? Inside most blondes hides a really smart brunette!!

ThumbingMyWay32 wrote:

Jesus Christ. A thread full of stiffs. Well here's a good clean joke we can all laugh at together.

And Jeanie. I don't like blondes.



There were three pigs.

The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home"

The third pig probably lost all control of his bladder from living on a factory farm his entire life. Really funny.

ThumbingMyWay32 wrote:

Jesus Christ. A thread full of stiffs. Well here's a good clean joke we can all laugh at together.

And Jeanie. I don't like blondes.



There were three pigs.

The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home"

Cute!

And how can you know you don't like blondes? I mean you wouldn't discount someone based purely on hair color would ya? You're really copping it here today aren't ya? :D:D

No more fisty cuffs!! Everybody just play nice, and we should all probably get back on thread! Hoped a joke would lighten the mood. BUT anyway seeing as how I'm stoked to finally see not one but TWO threads dedicated to Aussie politics and current events, can we please have some more information on the Nuclear Power debate? I'd love to hear from people in countries that actually live nearby a nuclear power plant or that get their energy from nuclear. Like to know how it's going for the lay person in other parts of the world. Anybody?

Oh and the cliff notes version would be good for me!!

Being somewhat blonde and all!!

ThumbingMyWay32 wrote:

Chernobyl - Bad
Three Mile Island - Bad
McGuire 1 & 2 - Both Good (Also near me)
FitzPatrick - Good

I've come to learn that more times than not, as long as these things don't meltdown they're generally pretty good for us. And very sitely in person as well. We could probably just put one of these things on a container ship and send it down under. We have more than enough to go around.

There. I saved ya $4.95.

um thanks. but no thanks.

ThumbingMyWay32 wrote:

Knowing Australians, you guys will probably just use'm for bombs anyway. Next thing ya know you'll be yuking it up with Joseph Wilson and snorting yellowcake. It's all downhill after nuclear power really.

Ya think? Don't think we'll be getting them, just for starters and besides, if we wanted to bomb with them, we have MORE than enough Uranium here for that! Nah the only way Aussies would get involved with nuclear war heads or bombs is if Indonesia started looking just a wee bit more serious about invading. And even then I doubt we'd be firing any broadsides at them.

ThumbingMyWay32 wrote:

Chernobyl - Bad
Three Mile Island - Bad
McGuire 1 & 2 - Both Good (Also near me)
FitzPatrick - Good

I've come to learn that more times than not, as long as these things don't meltdown, they're generally pretty good for us. And very sitely in person as well. We could probably put one of these things on a container ship and send it down under. We have more than enough to go around.

There. I saved ya $4.95.

Ok so out of 5 your saying two are bad? Hmmmm......not a very good track record really is it? Do you ever get nervous about them Thumbing? About them being so close and all? Is there any groups actively campaigning against them, or campaigning to keep safety and health standards up to par?