American Christians... major contributors to global warming

dunkman
dunkman Posts: 19,646
edited October 2006 in A Moving Train
In 1966 they burned all those Beatle records for John saying The Beatles were bigger than Jesus...

they burned thousands upon thousands... that cant be good for the environment ;)



turns out John Lennon was right!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • Scratchin a Letter
    Scratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    In 1966 they burned all those Beatle records for John saying The Beatles were bigger than Jesus...

    they burned thousands upon thousands... that cant be good for the environment ;)



    turns out John Lennon was right!
    also, think about all that central heating that churches use during the winter months.... scandalous!
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Catholics are just as bad. How much fuel dya reckon the Pope mobile uses? :confused:
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    and all the ink fumes from printing the bible... . and tree decimation!!!

    i bet the bible isnt from sustainable forests!!! and leather covers!!! cows died to make the bible
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    And what about all that holy water that gets carelessly splashed around? Don't they know we're in the middle of a drought?
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  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    and all the ink fumes from printing the bible... . and tree decimation!!!

    i bet the bible isnt from sustainable forests!!! and leather covers!!! cows died to make the bible

    And those wooden crosses they used to hang on! How many trees were cut down for that purpose?
  • chopitdown
    chopitdown Posts: 2,222
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    In 1966 they burned all those Beatle records for John saying The Beatles were bigger than Jesus...

    they burned thousands upon thousands... that cant be good for the environment ;)



    turns out John Lennon was right!

    it would seem then that the Beatles are ultimately responsible for global warming then. If they didn't make the statements and make the millions of albums the christians wouldn't have been able to burn anything...damn beatles ;)
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    chopitdown wrote:
    it would seem then that the Beatles are ultimately responsible for global warming then. If they didn't make the statements and make the millions of albums the christians wouldn't have been able to burn anything...damn beatles ;)

    :D

    John made the statement that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus... this was true, so why the furore!!! 45 year old men in Fucksville, Alabama would then proceed to burn $3000 of Beatles records... :confused: didnt they realise that the Beatles would already have received their cut of that money... :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chopitdown
    chopitdown Posts: 2,222
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    :D

    John made the statement that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus... this was true, so why the furore!!! 45 year old men in Fucksville, Alabama would then proceed to burn $3000 of Beatles records... :confused: didnt they realise that the Beatles would already have received their cut of that money... :D

    what should we do about oasis then, they claimed to be bigger than the beatles...another wretched English band saying blashpemous things...i hope fucksville, AL burns oasis cd's too, if only to contribute to global warming. :)
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    chopitdown wrote:
    what should we do about oasis then, they claimed to be bigger than the beatles...another wretched English band saying blashpemous things...i hope fucksville, AL burns oasis cd's too, if only to contribute to global warming. :)

    no-one is bigger than the Beatles.... :cool:





    not even Jesus ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    no-one is bigger than the Beatles.... :cool:





    not even Jesus ;)

    Hahaha,

    Ya, I do love how the people actually helped the Beatles sell records by buying them to burn them.
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